Look what just showed up at my house! I’m not really spending time here anymore, but if you message me with your address, I promise to send you a letter.
Received this combination laptop/cellular phone from one of the kids at work today. Apparently it also puts out fires? And maybe shoots fire? #preschool
Me, sitting with the preschoolers out in the yard: “Ah, a breeze! Very refreshing.”
One of the four-year-olds: “Harry, do you know what it’s called when there’s a breeze and it’s also summer?”
Me: “No, what?”
Four-year-old: “It’s called a summer breeze.”
My partner chews their pizza thoughtfully and gazes into the middle distance, and then says, “I think Al Gore should do a band… called Al Gore Rhythm.”