Enron

Powering the Future Since 1985

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Relive our historic earnings call:

https://t.co/nywCbGoTh2

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A Future They Can Believe In.

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Quarterly synergy check-in complete. Bullish as ever.

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Some of our bravest Interns spoke at the Lawrence, KS City Hall this September. These are the future leaders of our generation!

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@pudgenet Send proof.

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Who's been running our LinkedIn for the past month? You're not in trouble, we just want to talk.

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Bathroom. Lunch. Paternity. All breaks are created equal and are 15 minutes.

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Here at Enron, we don’t “shutdown." We restructure.

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Dear public: the emotion of “anger” is sophomoric and unattractive.

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If you're confused, that means it's working.

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Not a dry eye here in the office. If only this were nuclear powered, then everyone would feel it. Maybe next time! Thank you for this.

[𝙺𝚒𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚕 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚔 🤠 @kimbal]

What the world needs now is love, sweet love. 🎵

It's the only thing that there's just too little of 🎶

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@Newmoney312 The government historically hates us

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Our Egg reactor is much smaller and much better

[Office of Nuclear Energy | US Department of Energy @GovNuclear]

Advanced light-water small modular reactors are smaller, manufactured versions of large-scale reactors.

They typically range from 50 to 350 megawatts of electric power and can come in two types — pressurized or boiling water reactor systems.

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@elonmusk A little ego would’ve helped him

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@AlliedLogi @RG3424 ⬆️

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STATEMENT ON SYDNEY SWEENEY

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@RG3424 This is real.

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So our previous CEO made a mistake. Time to move on

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@YesThatBenGrimm @realDonaldTrump @margincallmovie @WSJ Leave us out of this

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@badinvestment 30 days

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🚨THE EGG IS BACK🚨
Court rules we did NOTHING wrong.