TotallyNotChar

[TotallyNotChar @EnsAndNaught]

@Justwandyy

[TotallyNotChar @EnsAndNaught]

@Justwandyy So she thinks she's the main character, is what I'm seeing...

[TotallyNotChar @EnsAndNaught]

@Justwandyy

[🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 @drinkonsaturday]

Kids these days have no idea what we went through...

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Albanians aren't just protesting. They burned down the house of their president who approved the sale of the national park to the Kushners.

This is the wayyyy

[Liam 💕 @liambrefberinn]

im sorry I couldn't wait for the full game

[daisy @ihatedai]

If u feel like u need a roster u just got too much free time, pick up a hobby, go for a jog idk

[TotallyNotChar @EnsAndNaught]

@valkmommy_brynn "I will defeat you with my tongue alone."

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: Japanese coworker invites me fishing.

we wake up at 4AM, illegal hour.

we sit silently on tiny boat for thirty minutes.

then coworker suddenly whispers: ...something is wrong.

I look around, ocean normal, sky normal.

Me: What.

Coworker: The fish are avoiding us.

he says this with absolute seriousness.

then old fisherman nearby overhears us.

Old fisherman: They know.

Me: ...know what.

both men silent now staring at water like detectives.

finally coworker says: I argued with my wife before leaving.

Old fisherman nods immediately.

Old fisherman: Negative energy.

I thought this was joke, then fisherman points at me.

Old fisherman: This one is okay though.
two minutes later I catch massive fish.

both men stare at me in horror.

Coworker quietly says: ...his heart is empty enough.

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

I always think of this quote on memorial weekend.

[love and peace @secondpilots]

failed a student who
1. didn’t show up to a single discussion all term
2. turned in 2 assignments out of 6, both obviously genai (+ hallucinated citations)
3. scored w my most generous interpretation of the rubric a 35/100 on the final
and now their MOM is emailing me mad as fuck

[ThatsSuSFishy💙 @JayZEmc2]

@smalls2672 @HalBryan8 These dudes are all closeted, on the low.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Lmaoooo

[Punkey Doodles @punkeydoodles8]

VAMPIRES INVENTED WELCOME MATS?!

[ChiseledAdonis @ChiseledAdonis]

Almost Got Me

[LynneGuire @LynneGuire]

@AP

[Frank C @FrankCMYK]

@AP Amazing how this Court can detect “constitutional concerns” at light speed anytime Dems benefit, but turns into Helen Keller whenever billionaires, dark money, or Rep. gerrymandering show up.

[Subi-doo 🐸 @suzamaroo]

“I have a question for the orange taint lickers…” 🤔🤔🤔

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Republicans don’t like it when we match their energy lol

[The Root @TheRoot]

A Louisiana resident who identified himself as Marshawn delivered a fiery, emotional speech to lawmakers during a state Senate hearing over redistricting Monday, accusing Republicans of trying to “cheat” Black voters out of political power.