Tim Miller (Parody)

Tim the Enchanter, First of His Name, If Google Was A Guy, Legendary Hitchhiking Barista, Prophet of a major religion, Biggest fuckin Gerk

[Tim Miller (Parody) @Enthash]

@waistawayedtwt Yaaaaaay

[Tim Miller (Parody) @Enthash]

@JessicaBRiedl Paul Weyrich's right hand man was Lázló Pásztor, nazi collaborator. Weyrich founded the Council for National Policy, empowered the John Birch society, started the Moral Majority with Jerry Falwell...the internal debates at the Heritage Foundation haven't changed

[Jessica Riedl 🧀 🇺🇦 @JessicaBRiedl]

No surprise either, but still revealing that Heritage's internal staff debates today center on whether the Holocaust was real, which WWII side was the good guys, and depriving women of higher roles because they should be home having babies. Good grief. https://t.co/RBfTtIIgRX

[Tim Miller (Parody) @Enthash]

@waistawayedtwt Algebraic!

[Tim Miller (Parody) @Enthash]

@WowItzWubbzy NO WE HAVEN'T BUT WE SHOULD

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@waistawayedtwt If that position is not available I'd settle for being a humble stable hand who only catches glimpses of you in the garden and is overawed at yr beauty?

[Tim Miller (Parody) @Enthash]

@waistawayedtwt Oh you 110% royalty! Where's the crown? Can I be yr loyal general who defeats the evil enemy ruler singlehandedly only to die of my wounds shortly after, my last sight being you finally sitting on your rightful throne?

[Tim Miller (Parody) @Enthash]

@waistawayedtwt Work fit 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Tim Miller (Parody) @Enthash]

@waistawayedtwt Yes, yes u are.

[Tim Miller (Parody) @Enthash]

@SwiftOnSecurity Uber lost money for 13 years in ZIRP IN exchange for market share. Anthropic/OpenAI's burn rate is way higher and we're not in a zirp situation anymore.

[Tim Miller (Parody) @Enthash]

@SwiftOnSecurity Testing fiber optic reels for a new long-haul backbone from Columbus, OH to Chicago

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@Houseofyogi @Aella_Girl Fitch has Jetblue at a CCC+, they just borrowed $500M more against the planes they do have, how would adding another $8+B in debt have saved either company?

[Tim Miller (Parody) @Enthash]

@p8stie Sometimes I think you're too sarcastic for engagement.

[Tim Miller (Parody) @Enthash]

@waistawayedtwt Nahhhhhhjhhj

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@waistawayedtwt The reason Sissy doesn't have a canopy lmao

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@waistawayedtwt Also carpet beetle story

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@waistawayedtwt If only I was a poster

[Tim Miller (Parody) @Enthash]

@RadioFreeTom I grew up in the Moral Majority/Rush Limbaugh faction of the party, and while leadership denounced the overt nazis in that faction, the opinion in my parent's groups was that they did so only for the optics, not because they disagreed with the ideology. 2/2

[Tim Miller (Parody) @Enthash]

@RadioFreeTom Mr. Nichols, no mention of the Heritage Foundation? https://t.co/kVbAIeohUi 1/x

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@waistawayedtwt 😬😬😬

[Tim Miller (Parody) @Enthash]

@waistawayedtwt They're just jealous