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[Holly Grayle @HollyGrayle]

@LiamLloydW This is a very weird thing to do, Liam.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

I think going to a cat cafe when I have a cat at home must be what going to a strip club when you're married feels like.

[✰ @breathinjennies]

this tweet being the moment we were freed

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

One reason why the left just cannot meme is because they seem to lack the ability to understand WHY certain jokes exist & thus also don’t understand why the joke doesn’t work when they just retell it but with the roles flipped

90% of their jokes are just rebuttals to other jokes

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

I am not an expert of the EDM scene but I feel like it would have killed the vibe a little if instead of showing restraint the DJ straight up started jacking off.

[Bones @FrailSkeleton]

If a toddler offers u an unwrapped piece of candy from his sticky hand, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Violator Name @Violator_Name]

"These stupid chuds and their culture war nonsense" Nigga shut the fuuuuuck up 😭😭😭

[ocean motel🦎 @OceanMotel]

Doxxing my Uber driver because I don't pass

[doomer @uncledoomer]

you wouldnt buy anything there and it would go out of business. any other stupid questions, retard?

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

I still can’t believe grown men saw a confrontation between a terrified 12 year old girl and a Gypsy laughing and thought the 12 year old girl was the aggressor. Worse still they’re journalists and still have jobs.

[cream drizzyクリームのドリップ @shrampmannne]

Jelly Roll makes music for single moms who post on fb asking if anyone is selling a microwave

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

There is truly no amount of harm Islam could do where they would not respond like this. Beheading school teachers, what about the innocent Muslims! Bombing concerts, what about the innocent Muslims! Stabs man for burning Koran, what about the innocent Muslims! Systematically rapes a quarter of a million white girls, what about the innocent Muslims!

The backlash never comes either. It’s always cried about hypothetical violence in response to unbelievable acts of extreme violence. Over and over and over. There is no limit.

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

In my experience, 99 times out of 100, people who ask "why do you care about this thing" almost always care intensely about that thing, but in the opposite direction.

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

Listen, you need to fight the urge to become so racist you can’t treat people like individuals capable of the same range of human emotions and capacity for goodness we all have, but you should also be racist enough to see this group of kids and keep driving.

[Crashman @Crashman_X]

We have identified a new citizenship test to be rolled out across Australia.

#GoldenRetriever

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Hmmmm what else could we apply this logic to?