Enzo Kylgor

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[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

Sharing this new song, because I really enjoy it and this metal band deserves more fans-

https://t.co/NQe2PbuF3A

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

This is an epic new love song by Solomon Alcain Jr. Gave me goosebumps...
#ICantBreathe #SolomonAlcainJr #NewMusic
https://t.co/MeYm4GRvFL

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

@LiftingHumanity Attitude of gratitude

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

How does an author measure success?

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

@elonmusk @pmarca What about TMS therapy?

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

@lhallwriter What would you wish for?

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

If you suffer from phonestipation please remember to sanitize your phone after dropping the kids at the pool. I think some of yall may literally be walking around with shit on your face... or in those beards...

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

Let's play a game.

Anger is rock.
Happiness is paper.
Sadness is scissors.

Am I wrong?

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

@elonmusk can you buy Universal and make movies out of my stories? I don't even care about the money, they're just cool and nobody buys them!

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

Another free one published! Read through to the end and help me win the mystery contest for bragging rights!!
#WritingCommunity #Authors #writerslift #WritingLife #Inkitt
https://t.co/UwaujWIKlb

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

In a contest. Please read and review, thanks!
#WritingCommunity #Authors #writerslift #WritingLife
Read Wish for free on Inkitt. https://t.co/CyhYtcvOyf

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

“That yearbook you signed, was it the same note from the first kill?” Kumar questioned, his voice cracking slightly. He was a little uneasy asking this one, but no more than I when I answered it.
“Yes.”
“The note in their mouth?”
“Their neck. The whole yearbook.”
#Writing

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

I saved so many of them, stuffing the notes in boxes filling up year after year. I never knew that someday another person might read them, never anticipating when they do, that wrath, ruin and death was swiftly to follow.
That is why I call them Murder Notes. #WritingCommunity

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

@miranda_moeller Marriage 1 was 16. Marriage 2 is 3 thus far

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

My friend was very upset. Business failing, he said "I spent my whole 401k..."
Gently, I replied "You have a 401k?"

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

Anyone ever have chest pain after a flu shot?? It was like an 8 of 10 and now its a 3. I got the shot about 7 hours ago.

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

@NicoletteFuller Weird Al was my favorite, he had to chase his tour bus but i think it was a joke, idk. Seconded by Disturbed, great guys. D Letterman was a jerk, but i did interrupt his meal. A Coopers manager was a real ahole. Blood all over the hotel bed. D Morse was a true gentleman.

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I metal surf, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious metal song galore. "Tis not possible!" I muttered, "Give me back my free metalcore!" Quoth the server, "404."
https://t.co/wIdZkIpapo

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

I feel sorry for every kid this year. Get sick, fear everyone, educate yourself, no groups to join, no sports to enjoy, no tutors, no recess, make your own damn lunch, no smiles or crushes, substandard education, isolation, not even a fucking hug or a memory of good friendships.

[Enzo Kylgor @EnzoKylgor]

@ReneeGendron Watch Moneyball. Dont sugarcoat, or mince words. You have been traded to the Yankees. Best advice I have ever had. Ive hired and fired, been hired and fired. Pretty, not pretty... does not matter. Belong, or not, there is no between.