Eosin

[Adeolu needs to catch a break. @_deoluwaa]

Some “of the greatest gba gba” cannot relate 😭😂

[Damdam🫶🏼 @dam_____dam]

That’s the funniest night on this app😂😂

[Ari. @faridaa_aa]

🤣🤣🤣copy copy.

[MAY💙💤 @munahtee]

@Opulent_Maisha My eyes are glued on the women. I don't even understand the rubbish the other gender were doing

[Deisine @TDeisine]

Did he leave before cheating?

[Modola🎀🎀 @Omodolapomayo]

“I dare not wear such thing in our house.”
Na wetin dey pain you be this, you’re so jealous because you actually want to be able to wear such but because of your type of house, you dare not and you wished every house is like yours

[Damdam🫶🏼 @dam_____dam]

Igbakor is really a lost art in Nigerian homes. At least flip it.🥹

[Everest @novieverest]

Even the World Cup, which we didn't qualify for, cost us money.

How?
What is wrong with Tinubu and his people?

[dave kadiri @kadiridav]

We’ve become desensitized to what a billion naira is due to constant headlines of embezzlement.

1 billion naira will pay a ₦500k monthly salary to 10 people for over 16 YEARS!!

[HANDAYA 💍👨‍👩‍👦❤️ @HANDINO_]

When Ebuka calls you “life of the party” and you start acting like the winner of the show😜🤷‍♀️
#BBNaija

[Mark @Marknit0]

All of you expressing sympathy in the cs and qts, is like them never theif your phone before LOL. I can’t even blame y'all, cus I used to feel the same way whenever I saw thieves being treated like this, but that changed the day my phone was stolen.

I posted the conversation here. I was literally begging the thief to return my own phone. I even offered ₦100k , but he demanded ₦150k instead and gave me two hours to pay or I’d never hear from him again. Then he blocked me.

At no point did he care about how I would contact my family and friends, how I’d get home with all my banking apps locked inside that phone (and I don't have an atm card) or the income I’d lose because I work with phone.

A thief doesn’t stop to consider the damage they’re causing. That’s why it’s difficult for me to romanticize or sympathize with them now.

[Annie▫️ @AnnUdoh5]

The money that has been stolen from Nigeria by politicians since 1999 can set up a new country with perfect infrastructure.

[Arokoyo @Dmain_melanin]

No, you need to grow up, why are you lying unnecessarily?.

[Gbemisola Taiwo @MisolaofJesus]

Mothers ?
Mothers??
Mothers ???

[Anita Vams @a__vanita]

If TikTok people say you’re pregnant, YOU ARE PREGNANT

[Mortuary Fried Rice, Esq. @dawnwiththebum]

When I was younger, I used to think sudoku was so complex. That’s like the easiest game ever.

[Sage @OJayansola]

One of the hardest things for me to do is comfort a bereaved person. I just never know what to say. Very very hard.

[Rock it @Rockit015]

“Money for load”
As if when you bought the bus they sold the boot to you separately

[𝐎.𝐆™ 🤎 @gbolahann0_]

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