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[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

Baptisms for the dead.
Mormons.
I'd performed baptisms for the dead in The Mormon Seattle temple when I was thirteen.
They took a busload of Mormon youth down from Kelowna for the weekend 'n we spent those couple afternoons being dunked in a marble basin, being baptized by proxy.

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@Ugboma4Christ Agreed.
TheHolyGhost moves.
It won't move you, though.
YOU must move forward WITH it as you will be given wisdom if you obey.
Storing yesterdays isn't moving forward.
👍

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@Toheb22 True.
But, no amount of sliding pussy beats a peaceful, quiet, drama-free life.

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@bennyjohnson So does Satan.
What's yer point?

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@Autistic_Lauren Rigger? 🤷‍♂️

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@The_Regal_Raven Same, mother"caw"ker. 😉

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@Ramkish68725686 You genuinely think we're tryna turn you on? Pfthahahaha
Turn yerself on, chicky.
Boobs are for men, to turn US on.
It has nothing to do with you.

[Adam Baums @adam_baums]

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[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@BigBLupo Well, for me...
Growing up, it was MAC Donald's.
But, aside from that.... 🤪😉☺️

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@DrWumbology #IamJosephSmith
Yeah,
and they're still coercing for tithe.
When I take that pulpit, tithing's abolished, permanently.

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

https://t.co/0THoCbXT3Q

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

Lovely.
Ya know, According to a 13F filing as of March 31, 2024, Palantir Technologies is among the top holdings of the Mormon Church's stock portfolio, which is managed by Ensign Peak Advisors.
When are you going to understand #EpsteinNeverExisted

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@mikecarolR @Rigaq5h @OaksDallinH @Ch_JesusChrist I agree with the first two sentences.
The last one, I've difficulty.

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@BrianRoemmele How those with flock cameras?

[Bigby Lupo @BigBLupo]

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[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@zeematthews @DavoustBaldPate Sounds like the Methodists thought Joseph Smith was a type of foolish virgin, too. 🤷‍♂️
We shall see who's who, soon enough.
#IamJosephSmith

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@Sonderisfon Yeah, a few leap year days ago.

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@stackerco @RealTStevenson @grok Trump 'n Elon.

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@stackerco @RealTStevenson @grok They're both spokesmen for different arms of the same agenda.

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@GoodIDeaDudes How many misspellings do I have to habitually employ?
I'm sure to spell some words in every post, incorrectly.
I dunno, man 🤷‍♂️
I think the algorithm can see past it.
I think it can see stuff we can't fake.
Anyways ☺️

[TEOTE @EpNeEx]

@spencer096 Im just jokin' around.
But seriously,
this has Aztec sacrifice-preparation vibe.
Ya know, where they treat their (future) sacrifice like royalty for a year. Then, they drag 'em tatha top in rip their heart out.
Are you an Aztec priest?
🤷‍♂️😉☺️💚