Eric Patrick

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[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

I don’t wish violence on anyone. At all.

Except for any person standing outside of a grocery store with a tablet/clipboard.

To you sir or madam, a plague of herpes. And/or death. Death by a plague of herpes!!

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

I’m not sure we’re ready for peak Knicks fans

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

What is Fox doing?? Hold on to the ball and get fouled!!!! #spurs

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

Halfcourt WEMBY!!

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

Whoever wins game 1 is losing game 2

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

Shai is doing that arm swing on purpose! He did it to castle too! Man is gettin dirty out there. #spurs #thunder

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

@BillSimmons If they had Fox they would have won by now.

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

If they say ‘pacific’ when she means ‘specific’ DO NOT GO ON A DATE WITH THEM

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

When is someone going to finally take tiger wood’s keys away from him.

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

Get Lou Dort out of the game, that’s so dirty. #nuggets #okc #denver

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

@1067theFan Yes! The spear/arrow should always be associated with the team.

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

@grantpaulsen I appreciate it’d genuinely and seriously. But you can’t assume that the pick is top 5. I only say that because we have the worst draft luck in the league. (At least it feels that way)

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

Ok, and just like that. I’m on board. Let’s go wizards!!! #Wizards

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

My wizards man. Why have I chosen this path?? My mom could have birthed me anywhere…

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

This is typical DC sports. A great team on paper. I tell you what, Tre and Trae with AD and Sarr as big men. This team is gonna be hard to beat In the East for 15/20 games a year.

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

Tomlin to the Bills??

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

@j_5716 It’s weird no one corrected him.

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

The broncos have contacted Phillip Rivers for a workout. @AdamSchefter

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

@jemelehill They’re in Jacksonville and it’s the last presser of the season AND, I will not expect MORE professionalism at a post game presser than I get at a White House presser. Y’all have nothing to talk about today…

[Eric Patrick @EpatTheExpat]

@chrismck89 @grantpaulsen No. It’s not ‘completely uncomfortable’

I once saw a guy jerking off on a public bus, and that was…

Completely uncomfortable.

This was a 30 second moment in Jacksonville.

Relax