Mawufemor👸

||Banker|| Entrepreneur||

[watergun @tersseer]

raising your phone to listen to a voice note then it auto pause is peak rage bait 😭

[ajay @1meajay]

"wetin people go talk?"

wetin people nor go talk? dey there.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

People really expect you to stay soft after repeated weird behavior.

[Samantha @Samantha_Arhin]

This is the type of excitement you feel when you got a bad score on a test but everyone else got a bad score too🤣

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

i’m seriously considering hosting an adult spelling bee. it’s time to separate the “your” people from the “you’re” people once and for all.

[marie @astou_jolie]

At this big age when people show signs of hidden animosity or weird energy, I just remove myself. I’m not trying to understand you and I’m not trying to make it make sense

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Call me materialistic but money really makes me happy. A bank notification of incoming money makes me forget that I’m having a bad day.😭

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“What’s up” means why you texting me? NOT “how are you?”.

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

All these calculations before buying useful stuff are killing me.😭💔

[ً @artfuIchaos]

marrying someone very funny is on my list. I have to laugh, we have to laugh.

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

pretending you don't like money to impress men is so wild 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Parents switching between "you're still a kid" and "you're not a kid anymore" depending on what benefits them<<<

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I hate people in the kitchen at the same time as me😭

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

I dey find person wey go use me do that "what I fed my friend for a week" content

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

Being yelled at triggers me so much. No matter who you are, DONT DO IT

[Tomi 🧶🌸 @crochetbyayo_]

I need a “tadaa” from God this week🥹.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I really try hard to limit the “I would never” talk because life comes at you extremely fast and exposes how you’re no different or better than the next person.

[Ada @iitssAda]

I really admire how men leave the moment they're unhappy regardless of who it hurts. I want that level of selfishness

[BODE @neverelent]

Oluwa jor, don’t give me an inconsiderate person as a partner. Not with the way I love

Please

[Muna @Munalozy]

Please, if I'm sleeping, don't open the curtains. That's one of the fastest ways to get me mad early in the morning.😭😭😭