H. James Lucas

I am a fool who shouldn’t be listened to or taken seriously.

[H. James Lucas @EphemeralJames]

@btbamofficial Please add an encore after Colors 2. It leaves me wanting more on its own. 🤷🏼

[H. James Lucas @EphemeralJames]

@btbamofficial @theacaciastrain What’s the etix presale code for Portland?!

[H. James Lucas @EphemeralJames]

Republicans attempting to take Trump’s mugshot in stride, is just like someone shitting their pants in public and attempting to take it “in strides”. Short strides. 😆

[H. James Lucas @EphemeralJames]

@thelovemaster Woke means paying attention to social issues. Anti-woke means ignoring them completely. You’re just bending words around so you don’t have to talk about serious issues where people are discriminated against. Why? Because you make weak excuses that intelligent people ignore.

[H. James Lucas @EphemeralJames]

@thelovemaster Proud of being asleep on social issues? Looks weak af to me.

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@JonB_954 Huh? Why do you ask? What’s the point?

[H. James Lucas @EphemeralJames]

Have you ever tried to abuse weed? I have. That shit is submissive. I don’t know if it counts.

[H. James Lucas @EphemeralJames]

I can only jingle for half of the way.

[H. James Lucas @EphemeralJames]

Just messing around with genetics.

[H. James Lucas @EphemeralJames]

@spiderlou2099 At least someone knows. Too bad old people are stubborn.

[H. James Lucas @EphemeralJames]

@Fadedessence You’re going do dream about snowboarding and diabetes.

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@bria_110 Is this a fucking slumber party?

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@Tbone7219 I carry a tuner and a metronome to the same effect.

[H. James Lucas @EphemeralJames]

@TrivWorks Covfefe2

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@Tbone7219 Should have been in the prenup.

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@elonmusk

I challenge you to a mental duel.

[H. James Lucas @EphemeralJames]

@Tbone7219 Back then, people thought what they were told to!

[H. James Lucas @EphemeralJames]

Butt stuff. (If they weren’t already doing that? 🤷🏼)

#NewPaganRituals

[H. James Lucas @EphemeralJames]

The ferret is usually super chill though.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I have never met a ferret owner that isn't creepy as fuck.

[H. James Lucas @EphemeralJames]

@spokanechiefs We got ‘em right where we want ‘em!