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[The Love Tweets @TheLoveTweets_]

It shouldn't bother me, but it does. I shouldn't care about you, but I do. I should hate you, but I don't..

[The Love Tweets @TheLoveTweets_]

It takes only a minute to crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone..

[The Love Tweets @TheLoveTweets_]

The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt.

[The Love Tweets @TheLoveTweets_]

Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

[The Love Tweets @TheLoveTweets_]

Sometimes you have to be apart from people you love, but that doesn't make you love them any less. Sometimes you love them more.

[Autocorrect @EpicAutoCorrect]

Go follow @TheLoveTweets_ for great tweets about love, relationships, and much more! Go now!

[Autocorrect @EpicAutoCorrect]

Haha if you play #Basketball you have to follow @TheBenchLife now! His tweets are sooooo funny! Go now!

[Jim Carrey @ImJimCarrey]

LADIES: If you're trying to look hot remember to flush...
http://t.co/kgtsfups

[Jim Carrey @ImJimCarrey]

I choose you...NIGGACHU!
http://t.co/9L0Iy75A

[Jim Carrey @ImJimCarrey]

Taking a shower:
2 minutes of washing your hair and body...
28 minutes of thinking how cool it would be to be a superhero...

[Jim Carrey @ImJimCarrey]

S.C.H.O.O.L=
Seven crappy hours of our life..
C.L.A.S.S=
Come late and start sleeping..
F.I.N.A.L.S=
Fuck, I never actually learned shit..

[Jim Carrey @ImJimCarrey]

Drunk people run through stops signs while High people wait for them to turn green.

[Jim Carrey @ImJimCarrey]

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"? It should be called "When Stupid People go Near Dangerous Animals"...

[Autocorrect @EpicAutoCorrect]

Hahaha @ImJimCarrey is so funny! Go follow him now! He makes me laugh so much!

[Robin Williams @RobbyWilliams_]

Remember when somebody annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that person.

[Robin Williams @RobbyWilliams_]

People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is a little more important.

[Robin Williams @RobbyWilliams_]

The police are looking for a guy that is sexy, funny, and great in bed.

You're safe but, where the hell should I hide?!

[Robin Williams @RobbyWilliams_]

Fact: 79,000,000 people are having sexual intercourse right now.
Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.
Fact: 1 lonely person is reading this.

[Robin Williams @RobbyWilliams_]

I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.

[Robin Williams @RobbyWilliams_]

My way of "Cleaning" is putting stuff in less obvious places...