Lucas

You racist? Don't follow me :)

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wtf omg. I just got 100 followers by following @xTeenageDiary! Follow her & gain !! :D

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1 more follow @xTeenageDiary for me? Il follow you back :)

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I like those conversations where I don't need to think about what to say and it comes naturally.

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Father: "YOU STOLE MY DAUGHTER'S VIRGINITY!!!" Boy: "Sorry sir, it won't happen again." ;)

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I'm a professional at fucking things up.

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All I want to do is go up to you at school and say hi. But you're sitting with your friends so....

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Being positive doesn't mean ignoring the negative. Being positive means overcoming the negative.

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Just when I think that it is impossible to love you any more, you prove me wrong.

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Stop being so cute, you're distracting me.

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Sometimes you got to get rid of the things and people you care about in order to make yourself happy.

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You know you truly love somebody when they hurt you so badly, but all you can think about it is the times when they made you smile.

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That awkward moment when people are singing "Happy Birthday" to you and you don't know what to do.

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"I wasn't that drunk!!" "Dude, we found you talking to a tree apologizing for using too much toilet paper."

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That moment when you lean back a little to far in your chair and then gravity takes over.

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On the last day of school: some people are all like hugging & crying, and I'm just like "ADIOS BITCHES!"

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No one really “lol” (laughs out loud). We all just “lal” (laugh a little).

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When someone smells nice, it automatically makes them more attractive.

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That moment when your teacher's attitude suddenly changes when the principal comes in the classroom.