Juan Rodriguez

When SMEE was just a kitten she already knew that she had the power of a thousand gods therefore rules the world. Hail SMEE the ruler of all worlds!!!

[🚀Astronaut Katze🚀 @AstronautKatze]

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[Juan Rodriguez @EpicFlyinBrick5]

NOOOOOOO. I ate Indian food for diner now my butholes on fire. #FML

[Juan Rodriguez @EpicFlyinBrick5]

@shayannnnnn dude wtf we still had to run in the rain at about 45° the whole time I swore I got frostbite from that

[Juan Rodriguez @EpicFlyinBrick5]

@NBattaile I couldn't stop watching also... but then I took an ATM to the face. Dun dun cha! :-D

[Black Veil Brides @blackveilbrides]

26 day countdown to Album Pre-Order!
Stay tuned for more info!
#BVB2013 http://t.co/k7M8S1pD

[T-Raw ™️ @rickroundhouse9]

Bout to be a fun night tonight

[Juan Rodriguez @EpicFlyinBrick5]

@NBattaile lol i gave it 2 u last year and u just now built up the courage to play it. Tisk tisk make sure u play the second one its funner

[Four Nights Gone @Fournightsgone]

The new 3DG cover art for "Transit of Venus" is icky, what do you all think of it?

[Juan Rodriguez @EpicFlyinBrick5]

@NBattaile what's rg3

[Juan Rodriguez @EpicFlyinBrick5]

Am I the only one that watches YouTube while taking a dump?

[Juan Rodriguez @EpicFlyinBrick5]

Why are people afraid of dying? #notsuicidaljustwanttoknow

[Juan Rodriguez @EpicFlyinBrick5]

Just ran 7 miles nonstop with out barfing my lungs out. #feelingaccomplished

[Juan Rodriguez @EpicFlyinBrick5]

@NBattaile r u gonna plug him with the 5ft chode plug Smee uses to plug its enemies

[Juan Rodriguez @EpicFlyinBrick5]

@Therealyasine it keeps the pedos away

[Juan Rodriguez @EpicFlyinBrick5]

@NBattaile motherfucking ghettos problably pick pocketed me at ghetto ass sanderson

[Juan Rodriguez @EpicFlyinBrick5]

Holy shit I just lost my fucking 110 dollar calculator today. #pissedoff

[🚀Astronaut Katze🚀 @AstronautKatze]

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[Juan Rodriguez @EpicFlyinBrick5]

@AstronautKatze your tweets inspire me to do great things. Keep up the good work!

[Juan Rodriguez @EpicFlyinBrick5]

On the bus. Oh noooooooo, time to stab myself in the neck with a pen.#goingtoschool

[🚀Astronaut Katze🚀 @AstronautKatze]

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