Pat Stevens

[Pat Stevens @EpicNirvana]

@thai_babes There's been a big 'Nancy-shaped' hole in my life for so long - welcome back sexy mama, you look as fabulous as ever !

[Pat Stevens @EpicNirvana]

@thai_babes Nana & Sami, you kept scratching yourselves so much earlier - is your sofa full of fleas & can I come and give you a nice bath ?

[Pat Stevens @EpicNirvana]

@thai_babes How much longer can your show go on girls - you are getting so little airtime in the UK now and you all look so 'lost' !

[Pat Stevens @EpicNirvana]

@thai_babes Glory days indeed - your show was so good a year ago, sad to see it so poor now !

[Pat Stevens @EpicNirvana]

@thai_babes Lovely girls looking bright-eyed and happy, don't see much of that on your show now !

[Pat Stevens @EpicNirvana]

@thai_babes Nancy was the best girl you had - your show has become so dull since she left !

[Pat Stevens @EpicNirvana]

@thai_babes Careful now Dennis, it could be a Black Widow waiting for its next victim !

[Pat Stevens @EpicNirvana]

@Amy_asianbabe C'est la vie Amy - you have to crush a lot of 'Old Crackers' to find your Prince Charming !

[Pat Stevens @EpicNirvana]

@Amy_asianbabe You mean you want to walk around with no head or feet ?

[Pat Stevens @EpicNirvana]

@Amy_asianbabe HEROIN ???

[Pat Stevens @EpicNirvana]

@Amy_asianbabe ....And you probably want to box some of the 'Old Crackers' who have been calling you recently !

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@thai_babes Sami, not a good idea to call someone a motherf*cker or a c*nt on live UK t.v at 10.20am - your show may be taken off air !

[Pat Stevens @EpicNirvana]

@thai_babes Your 'Spicy Hour' was shown on the WRONG channel in the UK yesterday night (906 instead of 909) - did you get ANY calls ?

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@Amy_asianbabe You ate all that lot - you greedy girl, that looks like a king-sized 'Sami' helping !

[Pat Stevens @EpicNirvana]

@Amy_asianbabe "Sleep, perchance to dream" sweet Amy.....and when you dream, do you dream in Thai or English (or even German ?)

[Pat Stevens @EpicNirvana]

@Amy_asianbabe Pie and chips or sausage and chips ? Actually Amy, you would probably enjoy a nice English sausage !

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@Amy_asianbabe Shy & retiring Amy looking as if she's about to do the dance of the seven veils !

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@Amy_asianbabe I love it - that guy 'photobombing' in at the end looks just like Benny Hill. PRICELESS !!!

[Pat Stevens @EpicNirvana]

@Amy_asianbabe Full of Eastern promise......and probably a litre and a half of your favourite red wine !

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@Amy_asianbabe I hope that's only Lucozade in that beaker Amy !