Scruffy Nerfherder

I thought I was an atheist, until I realized I am a God. #HeatLifer #RIPJoseFernandez

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Can't have a conscious in the pimp game.

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@GraceRepublik @ShamsCharania Gotta look at the salary % compared to the cap. 10% of your cap going towards a rotational player isn’t unheard of.

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@MarlinsHistory They have in the past and then they either trade em or release em

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@Wowhead

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@Berrarick12 @Warcraft Meth 2 - FOREVER

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@ShamsCharania Y’all need to apologize to Pablo Torre right about the fuck now

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@thebetz93 @FantasyReceipts Just say you’re broke next time.

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@Owennfa Brother spent 30 years paying a mortgage and just learned about property taxes. God this country is filled with fucking morons

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@LeBatardShow ah yes, the Dodgers didnt want to have to face Skubal after his TWO career starts against them. totally the reason why they traded for him!

[The HEAT Realm @WadexFlash]

- Pat Riley has talked to LeBron

- there’s some interest on making things in right in Miami after a sour ending

- LeBron has considered playing with Giannis for some time

- Bam and Giannis are working the phones for LeBron

- Sam Amick says at least one team believes the Miami Heat are currently in the lead for LeBron James

Things are getting LOUD👀

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

The man between the pipes for our two Cups.

Thank you for everything, Bobby.

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@flasportsbuzz @LeBatardShow

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever made

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@ESPNNBA Now I know how the ewoks felt after defeating the Empire

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@UnderdogMLB Not like this

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@UnderdogMLB Nails

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@JoeOrrico99 Cantillo or Cavalli?

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@WadexFlash How many times do Heat fans have to see this dude get traded and burn the organization he gets traded to, to realize that he’s the problem? I’d want no part of KD

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@flasportsbuzz

[Tkachuckles @Tkachuckles]

Man take me back 💔

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@TheHoopCentral @PolymarketHoops Called him 17 times, still no ring