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Nothing to say for himself!

Dedicated Detectives wouldn’t rest until they apprehended the man suspected of the shooting on a Bronx sidewalk a week ago that endangered the lives of two young children. Now let’s get him behind bars where he belongs.

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Looking at a photograph and wishing you could re-live that moment over and over again.

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I want to refresh my mind, delete all my problems, undo all my mistakes and save all the happy moments.

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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)

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I'm here on Twitter because my family is on Facebook.

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When the person you like is a slow texter, the minutes feel like forever.

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Will a Capricorn clash with your zodiac personality? Maybe! Find out now! http://t.co/JZX1aUldCf - sp

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When I have money, there's nothing to buy. When I have no money, there's everything.

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Parents sleeping = You being quiet as a mouse. You sleeping= Parents decide to vacuum for 3 hours.

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Before you judge someone, judge yourself.

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'You're cute when you're mad.'' ''Well, I'm about to get real fucking adorable.''

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Don't text me while I'm texting you, now I have to change my text.

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Prison Tattoos and Their Meanings: I always wondered what the teardrop meant. http://t.co/Gs4ibPXMI4 - sp

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Definition of "I'll think about it." = I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up again.

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Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar.

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I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit.

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My mouth automatically says "shit" when something wrong happens.

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That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they talk.

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I hate it when someone starts to tell me something, then says “Never Mind”.

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I don't eat because I'm hungry, I eat because I'm bored.