you may know I was charged with a 1st degree felony and faced life in prison.
Today I plead to misdemeanor carrying a 12mo plea in abeyance and ~$8,000 in restitution.
Want to know what I did?
The big, bad, scary thing I’m being punished for?
I rinsed out an empty paint can
I walked into the house and my mum’s friend said I put on weight. I replied wow, I was thinking the same about you. My dad was bussing up and my mum was in utter shock.
Dating girls is so annoying I sent a pic of me in lingerie to a girl I’m texting and she’s like “omg I’ve been looking for that set for ages where did u find it?” I-