Gaston Figallo

Cheese power user.

[Gaston Figallo @Epimesis]

Quién necesita estrategia cuando https://t.co/sQkkMjtQ8p

[La_poesía_es_ @Poesia_es_Bot]

La poesía es psicología de mercado

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Constantine (2005) sits at 46% at Rotten Tomatoes, but it’s aged far better. Keanu Reeves fought to keep the film’s darker tone, and Tilda Swinton’s casting as the androgynous Gabriel was so bold it nearly got rejected by the studio.

[Horacio Siciliano @hsiciliano]

05 de enero de 2026 | Alerta: eviten circular por la Cota Mil. Están parando a la gente, bajándolos de los carros y revisando vehículos y celulares. Presencia de colectivos o policías de civil. Mucha precaución y difundan.

[Rafael Uzcátegui @fanzinero]

🧵 Venezuela: no ser tontos útiles de las oligarquías (de izquierda)
1/
El ataque de EEUU es condenable.. Es la primera vez que Vzla es bombardeada en su propio territorio por un gobierno extranjero. El precedente es gravísimo.
Pero cuidado: las apariencias engañan.

[Chucho Roldán @ChuchoRZ]

ehh

mmmm

entonces…

delcy es la primera presidenta de Venezuela?

gᵢᵣₗ bₒₛₛ

[Roberto García Moritán @Robergmoritan]

A los sommelier de dictaduras:

36.800 torturados.
18.305 presos políticos.
468 muertos en protestas.
8 millones de exiliados.
8.000 violaciones a los DD.HH.
400 medios censurados.
90% de pobreza. 50% marginales.

Váyanse a la puta que los parió.

[El gordo edición @GordoEdicion]

- "A quienes dicen que a Estados Unidos solamente le interesa el petróleo, a esas personas les pregunto: ¿Qué creen que querían los rusos y los chinos? ¿La receta de las arepas?"

JJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJJ, se pasó.

[Jhu Moretty @JhuBoggio]

Acá reviviendo este hilo para que cuando les digan que no luchamos recuerden que lo dimos todo y NOS DIERON LA ESPALDA.

Que hizo la ONU? NADA.
Algún ente regulador internacional? CERO. Como mucho pronunciarse en contra.

Desde 2002 estamos siendo matados y torturados

[Marianne Díaz Hernández @mariannedh]

Qué arrecho que uno ve esa reja y lo que piensa es en la asesinato, a quemarropa y a plena luz del día, por ejercer su derecho cívico a la protesta, de David Pernalete. Nunca las voy a asociar con otra cosa.

[Antonio Finlay @FinlayAntonio]

Los cubanos ahora mismo:

[La Chama que pinta Billetes.⚡️ @RubbyCobain]

dictador preso, óleo sobre 100 bolívares, 2026.

por los que están y los que no
salú,
seguimos.

feliz 3 de enero,
ahora si arrancó el año.

[Anthony Joshua @anthonyjoshua]

Netflix and chill.

[Elisa @eeelistar]

Nuno Loureiro was assassinated yesterday

He was a professor + the director of MIT Plasma Science and Fusion Center

> 47 years old
> Studied nuclear fusion (= energy source of the Sun + stars) for 10 years at MIT
> His award-winning work focused on creating a virtually limitless, clean energy source on Earth - one that doesn’t produce carbon or radioactive waste (usual biproduct of fission reactors)
> His research was essentially a threat to companies in the energy sector (fossil fuels, wind, solar, etc)
> Nuno was vital to the development of fusion nuclear power plants, without him the path ahead is less clear + his death will set back the entire field

Nuno is not the first MIT fusion scientist to be brutally murdered, in 2004 Eugene Mallove was also shot in his home

I hope this opens eyes – there is an agenda at play

[Pedro Eustache @EustachePedro]

Hi gamers of the world!

THANKS FOR YOUR OVERWHELMING SUPPORT AFTER THE @THEGAMEAWARDS 2025!

MUCH LOVE! GOD BLESS YOU!

As promised, here’s a short video showing the flutes I played in the GOTY -by the amazing @lornebalfe.

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR COMMENTS!

Enjoy

[Street Fighter 6 @StreetFighter]

Victory is beautiful… and so am I. ORVILLE PECK is VEGA. #StreetFighterMovie hits theaters everywhere October 16, 2026.

[Gaston Figallo @Epimesis]

@assassinscreed Yasuke

[Street Fighter Movie @Street_Fighter]

PUSH START. Here’s a sneak peek of #StreetFighterMovie, hitting theaters everywhere October 16, 2026.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Proton Drive @ProtonDrive]

Google wants you to use their cloud storage to keep your sensitive data and photos, because they claim it's "secure" and "encrypted".

Our pinned tweet says otherwise.

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

Designated driver - is harm reduction.

Bike helmets - is harm reduction.

Seat belts - is harm reduction.

Supervised consumption sites - is harm reduction.

All these approaches cannot stop accidents from happening but can definitely reduce the harms that are caused by drinking and driving, crashes, and overdose.

[Variety @Variety]

Robin Williams' daughter Zelda tells fans: “Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad.”

“If you’ve got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It’s dumb, it’s a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it’s NOT what he’d want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to ‘this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that’s enough’, just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You’re not making art, you’re making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else’s throat hoping they’ll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.”

"And for the love of EVERY THING, stop calling it ‘the future,’ AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be re-consumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume."

Read more here: https://t.co/7UkzYSQ2Ja