Friends: the weird episodes

Twice daily bot-generated plot summaries of Friends episodes from a surreal parallel dimension. Made via

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The one with the magic acid. Phoebe and Monica go to Jurassic Park. They drum up support for an interdimensional rift and - out of nowhere - Rachel discovers the secret of the remote control. #Friends #Friends25

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The one where Rachel goes to an ancient tomb. The friends design a chariot race - but Chandler decides to fumigate the a badger and Phoebe loses Captain John's pipe. #Friends #Friends25

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The one with the alien. Joey and Ross investigate the disued missile silo with Monica. Monica forgets to improve a surprise cake - but everything escalates when Ross becomes enemies with a leopard skin. #Friends #Friends25

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The one where Joey goes to the fishing shop. The friends take a picture of an interdimensional rift - but Monica decides to fix the the remote control and Ross goes to dinner with some old lace ruffs. #Friends #Friends25

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The one with the shelf. Joey and Ross visit the crawlspace with Monica. Monica attempts to take a picture of a baked goods - but the day starts looking up when Ross sues a tame rooster. #Friends #Friends25

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The one where Ross goes to the zoo. The friends drum up support for a dirt - but Chandler decides to erase the a mole and Phoebe falls in love with a secret mafia meeting. #Friends #Friends25

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The one where Joey goes to the haunted forest. The friends organise a secret mafia meeting - but Monica decides to erase the a street urchin called Shrimpy and Rachel becomes an albatross . #Friends #Friends25

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The one with the elusive demolition. Monica and Joey go to the Pacific trash gyre with Rachel. Monica fails to organise a robot uprising - but the dream becomes a nightmare when Joey falls in love with a swine. #Friends #Friends25

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The one with the invisible trash wizard. Monica and Joey visit the red room with Rachel. Monica reluctantly agrees to improve the spillage of milk - but the dream becomes a nightmare when Joey burns the ritual pelican. #Friends #Friends25

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The one with the electric lubricant. Joey and Monica go to the sweat lodge. They design the spillage of milk and - out of nowhere - Ross becomes obesessed with a pirate flag. #Friends #Friends25

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The one with the wicked sausage. Joey and Monica go to the Mariana trench. They organise an albatross and - surprise, surprise - Rachel swaps bodies with an inflatable camel. #Friends #Friends25

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The one with the huge revolution. Phoebe and Chandler go to the zeppelin field. They avoid a party and - predicatbly - Ross falls in love with the superbowl. #Friends #Friends25

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The one with the hat. Phoebe and Ross travel to Ishikawa with Monica. Monica casts a spell to improve some old lace ruffs - but there's a mix up when Ross sues the ritual pelican. #Friends #Friends25

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The one where Rachel goes to Ishikawa. The friends improve some old lace ruffs - but Monica decides to fix the some coffee and Phoebe curses a pufferfish. #Friends #Friends25

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The one where Ross goes to the fishing shop. The friends create a black horse - but Chandler decides to scrub the a tame rooster and Phoebe obliterates a viking raid. #Friends #Friends25

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The one where Joey goes to Central Perk. The friends design a desk made of butter - but Monica decides to build the a sack of coal and Rachel becomes an albatross . #Friends #Friends25

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The one where Joey goes to the kelp forest. The friends design a hot dog eating contest - but Chandler decides to clone the a steam-powered juggernaut and Ross starts a feud with an albatross . #Friends #Friends25

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The one with the slimy demolition. Chandler and Phoebe go to the bathroom with Rachel. Chandler fails to avoid a desk made of butter - but the day starts looking up when Phoebe seals a deal with the superbowl. #Friends #Friends25

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The one with the heroic beer. Chandler and Phoebe go to the disued missile silo with Ross. Chandler makes a promise to improve a viking raid - but everything escalates when Phoebe becomes the mystical treasure of the Incas. #Friends #Friends25

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The one with the ink. Phoebe and Rachel travel to the Mariana trench with Chandler. Chandler reluctantly agrees to take a picture of cigarettes - but the situation gets out of hand when Rachel discovers a pirate flag. #Friends #Friends25