James

Stay fresh, cheese bags
🇳🇿

[James @Epitaph101]

Well it's been a good 10ish years with my @BlackCraftCult wallet, but I think it's time I retired it 😅

[James @Epitaph101]

My tiktok feed today has been a bunch of promo for Edinburgh and I'm like bitch maybe 👀

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When I was
A young 🦎lizard🦎
My father took me into the city
To see a marching 🦎 lizard 🦎

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I need Vessel to cover Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler.

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I swear if I keep hearing that "Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday" shit, people are gonna start vanishing.

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You know what's cool? Drop C. Drop C is cool.

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My sock keeps falling down in my shoe and I'm boutta commit

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@Hokage_Kitty @Torias_Secret_ @official_throne @BobbyGDLight2

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@Torias_Secret_ @official_throne @BobbyGDLight2 In taking this very personally

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Why, at metal gigs, is there always someone wearing a tuxedo

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@Torias_Secret_ She's not (she's telling lies)

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@tilianpearson

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Spotify DJ is hilarious when it comes to metal.

"Here's some funk music I picked out for you"

And Pantera starts playing.

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Jeff the Land Shark is a war criminal and I lub him

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I don't think the Vengabus is coming team...

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@Torias_Secret_ Hey bud, post button is optional, hope this helps!

[James @Epitaph101]

Using a stream light for better exposure < putting it in your mouth

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@Phoenix_CXVII Post button is optional. Hope this helps!

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We collectively owe Renata Bliss an apology