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Fighting douchebaggery in the poker world. No end in sight.

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@tl23soldier @MJVanCity @kdssteaks @NYCINORL Give one reason why. It’s our country that has been a laughing stock lately

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@Liv_Boeree @FoxUSNews Yes, what fun they are clearly having! 🙄

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@NCal09381468 @HotMoozik Exactly. So Jamison just gave props to a MAGA enabler. He was actually agreeing with Trump as if to say yes, most people think you’re the greatest president — *just not them*

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Hey @wallyball - It was the “Marks Brothers”, Mark Clayton and Mark Duper, not the Clayton brothers.

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@_Brian_Hamilton Wrong kind of crabs when you say “eating actual crab legs.” You’re thinking of snow crabs. He’s talking about cracking open the *body* of a Maryland crab to get to its meat. There’s hardly any meat in the legs, and most Marylanders don’t even bother. Just claws and body

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@AllenCunningham And in this particular impeachment, the jurors were also the intended targets of the crime that is being tried.

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@MJVanCity More prophetic than I'm sure you could have imagined

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@AdamSchefter I get to scoop Adam here. I would bet that the fine is actually $4,883 which is 1/3 of the max, not $4,833

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@dougstanktop @BartHanson 68% for Biden and 32% for Trump does not imply anything close to Trump winning 32% of the time. Those are percentages of people expected to vote for each candidate, not the expectation that they’ll end up with over 50% of the vote. Do you see the difference?

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@LeBatardShow Does Fred VanVleet look like Ice Cube’s younger brother, Jonas Cube, who moved to Pennsylvania to apprentice with an Amish community’s buggy maker? #lookslike

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@PokerNews @DBPoker1 MRDANIAL
NGRNUE

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@thinkingpoker I thought the first book was sexier.

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@Stapes What’s Kindler? A dating app for bookworms?

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@ali_nejad ...so ratio of flush outs to unseen cards is not *that* much different in SD vs HE. The main reason flushes are ranked above full house in short deck is that boats are easier to hit because of the fewer ranks

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@ali_nejad Great job on #uspokeropen. Just one thing re short deck: It's not super hard to hit a flush. Although there are only 9 flush cards, there are also only 31 or 30 unseen (47/46 in holdem). It is 5.4:1 to hit in short deck vs 4.2:1 in HE. About like hitting OESD in HE

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@PokerTom EasyStreet also enables auto HUD switching & adds hotkeys for PT4/HEM2. More features to come shortly, any suggestions welcome.

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Always Know How Long is Left in the Level #EasyStreetPoker https://t.co/7Fmtyk8nwr

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Always Know How Long is Left in the Level #EasyStreetPoker https://t.co/7Fmtyk8nwr

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I guess there was no chance @criscarter80’s “Where You At?” segment could have been named “Where Are You?” #grammarisidiotic

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For @jimmykimmel's Unnecessary Censorship: @tamronhall saying "I shaved my ****** last night" holding a patch of fur