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Has the Tract been written? Hmmm… Probably something to tithe about.

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Remember many are called but few are rich enough to be chosen

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Yet again, we are fastest growing religion in the world #FACT

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Wonderful to see the millions of new Epsilonists out there.

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We’re not a cult but you ARE unsaveables. Have fun getting the train. #ouch.

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Cultstoppers are harassing us. We will harass back.

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Listen we are NOT a cult

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Love the dove! #BestMetaphorEver

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