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Just tweets that might ruin my career one day.

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* Reads a magazine *
* Shoots a helicopter down *
* Takes a nap *
Casual and breezy

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Mind you, A’keria also did not show up at the All Stars lip sync with Silky
History do repeat itself

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@GreenGayYT She basically repeated what Silky said on Mistress Monday, and followed it with the word “boom” several times while showing text messages that corroborate what Silky said
So, nothing new really

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Me and the password I made when I was 13

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@MementoMoriXO The Abyss ft Lana

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@denalifox So much love to you Denali
I was rooting for you (no pun intended) on season 13 as well as all stars 10
I LOVED watching you this season
I wish you has been in the next round

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Breaking 🚨
Elon Musk and Donald Trump ended their feud after listening to Girl, so confusing with Lorde by Charli XCX

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@MistressIBrooks Thank you for delivering the drag race season since AS2
It was truly entertaining to watch
You songle handedly carried it (with a little help from your daughter @lydiabkollins)

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@Kori_kiing and @lydiabkollins are my parnets
Kori’s lesbian nails will forever be iconic

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@Kori_kiing and @lydiabkollins still being together gives me hope in humanity and helps me get out of bed everyday
Kori you will be forever iconic for wearing those lesbian finger nails 😭

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Been feeling like a failure lately
Then I chocked Katy Perry’s last era flop and I didn’t feel bad anymore
There’s always someone who has it way worse than you ❤️

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@iamratboy_ I bought platinum tickets in France
Suck it fag

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@jewelssparkles_ You know filming is over right?

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Translation: “Cum in my mouth?”
No, *generic Russian name*. I will not.

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I’m gonna try and revive my career as a person that is trying so hard to be twitter famous.
I would appreciate it if you don’t react to this.

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Weather is so shitty in Russia I told my boss it’s raining I won’t come and she was cool with it

[Terri Schuester Updates @terri_updates]

Donald Trump announces that Sue Sylvester will lead the Department of Performing Arts.

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Did @trixiemattel get that bike hung on the wall in her house in Milwaukee?
Or is the Angi professional still on his way?

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Good morning ONlY to the Irish peacekeepers who refused to leave Lebanon at the request of the Israeli criminal army.