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Severe body dysmorphia. Hates ghosts.

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I’ve noticed that a lot of teenagers are now wearing pajamas at the gym.. guess they didn’t read the memo that those pants are for sleeping not working out!

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If anyone’s gonna open a Buffalo Wild Wings franchise it’s gonna be me.

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Wanna wear a beret but afraid of what my friends will say. What a cruel world we live in

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Getting eliminated from Forged in Fire would be my final straw with society.

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I’d give anything to be at the Travis Scott Fortnite show right about now!

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The sea monkey industry is relatively untapped. Couple large players, ripe for competitors to enter the market and make waves. Next time I’ll tweet I’ll be tweeting from my yacht

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Sometimes I could be a shitty person, but atleast I am not a big game hunter

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@mikevanhouten12

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Feeling like nick cage from con air today

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Whoever willingly goes to 3D screenings of movies in this day and age needs to be tar and feathered in the town square

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May the Fourth be with you! #StarWars

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I have a may the fourth be with you tweet in the chamber. Can’t wait to fire it off in May.. everyone will applaud and love me

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The salty dog gift shop has a choke hold on any white family visiting South Carolina

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At a pub in Ireland.. filled with white people. I know none of them could roll their Rs

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How will my teachers from elementary school reach me when it’s time to open the time capsule everyone contributed to? Did they just expect us to mark my calendar in the first grade? Or did they just throw out my favorite stuff and family photo lol

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Gonna take aux in an Uber and play Christain rock. Let me educate my brothers about the power of Christ

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@WGoat13 The banks may crumble. The Magic Kingdom will forever reign.

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My job is stressing me out, I am one more negative phone call away from quitting and becoming a full blown disney adult

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If I am interviewing someone and they pull out a yellow iPhone I will execute them on the spot.

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I only go to the gym to reorganize the weight rack then leave