Rider Rants

Equestrian pet peeves and 140 character rants...post yours with #riderrants

[☀️☀️ @han_lex_]

Only being tan on your face and arms... @EquineDilemmas @EquestrianRants #wowcool

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If your ad states your horse has competed in the 1.0ms, show photos other than shitty X rails and awkward barn aisle x-tie shots

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Breed snobs can calm right down, talent knows no background

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My university's riding team literally saved my sanity this year #notcompletelyhorseless

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I don't care how expensive, nice, or new your tack is but it better be clean when you step into the show ring #riderrants

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Congrats on the 1st, you and your horse did great. Minus you, it was all your horse #riderrants

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"Careful, I've cared about my horse a lot longer than you" #shitboysdontliketohear

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Full cheek bits + sweaty, itchy horse = death by impalement

[lauren carter @laurencarter25]

If you wear equestrian style clothing and you don't even ride , I probably don't like you #whodoyouthinkyouare #justno @EquestrianRants

[katherine @kchartier_]

if only breeches were acceptable to wear all the time #socomfy @EquestrianRants @horsieproblems

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Any other uni/college kids in horse withdrawl right now? #torture

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#WhenImHappy is when I'm at the barn #duhh

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I'd like to thank my horse for not being a dick today #rockondude

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Breeches over jeans, Polos over tank tops, Spurs over jewellery, Saddle Pads over shoes #shoppingpriorities

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Painting jumps is one of those jobs you think will be fun...then you get halfway through #dying