Mama Equestrian

You can find me at the barn or in the hay field. Chasing crazy dreams.

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

I could not agree with this more. Cash was bought from a kill pen by his previous owner and while I would die for him I wouldn’t have pulled him from the kill pen. 🤷🏼‍♀️ stop funding them to buy more horses. They sell one to buy multiple more.

[Georgina-Libbie @georginalibbie]

“Why do you care how people dress in public? It’s none of your business.”

Because not dressing well is a sign of moral decay in our society.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’re going to get left behind if you don’t use AI.”

Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long-form, and books without needing AI summaries.

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

Sleep regressions with twins is a special kind of hell.

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

@HorsesAreBetter No, it only has 2. It's bent as all get out 😩 it's now 4' shorter 🫣

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

We knew first cutting was going a little too well....

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

@upshine3 @HorsesAreBetter I needed to read this. As a mom with a 7yr old with severe ADHD and fights showers soooo hard. Is there anything I can do to make that easier on her??

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

Nothing quite like your pump breaking and no stores in the area having replacement parts in stock. 🙃 I do not want to hand pump for twins for the next 24hrs and they don't stay awake at the boob to eat until full 😩

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

My kids watch Dr Pol on repeat so to say they were excited is an understatement

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Stop using AI for everything. Just Google things. Read an article. Use your dictionary. Touch grass. Open a book. Ask God. I don’t know, but stop using AI for basic questions.

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

Middle of the night 20min pump session yielded 15oz. Feel like a cow some days but sure glad I can feed both babies adequately. 🥹

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

After a certain age you should have to take a yearly driving test and face your license being revoked. The elderly are worse than distracted drivers half the time.

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

The girls have slept 4-6hr stretches together the last couple nights and I'm just waiting for that to stop now. I swear they sleep good a few nights then it's a week of hell.

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

Some days pumping makes me want to jump out of my skin. Tonight is one of those nights. 🥴

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

Having twins made the baby stage and sleepless nights with my singletons look like a fuckin walk in the park.

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

I want to go get coffee. I do not want to pack 3 kids up to go get coffee. 🙃

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

The twin exhaustion is so bad I fell asleep pumping last night 🥴 thank god for auto shut off

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

I feel like my mil having someone tour our barn knowing the girl has me blocked on socials is 🚩

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

Well Michigan is evacuating people from downstream if two of our major dams. We needed rain but not like this. 🥴

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

The trenches of motherhood are eating me alive and I have no friends locally who will even go out for lunch with me on my dime.

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

"you've got your hands full" no shit Sherlock I got 4 kids and the oldest 2 are feral at best 😂

[Mama Equestrian @EquestrianXTR]

I should just start a list of stupid things people say to me now that I have twins. One of my favorites so far is "are they twins?". I don't even think I could stop the look on my face when I looked at her. Like what?