paddy

[Spike⚡ @SpikeTweets_14]

When you bet on "Both teams to score" and the smaller team scores first

[ostonox @ostonox]

this gotta be a harry potter situation where lamine yamal is the only one who can kill him

[paddy @EraZeRuleZ]

@williams___p @_sorrengailll Peak nurse advice

[sam laki @samlakig]

the existence of a girlfriend implies the existence of a girlfoe

[Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼? @greggmunikwa]

This is where gakpo practices to cut in

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

1pm: these edibles ain’t shit

6pm:

[Lexis @niilexis]

In 2014, footballers were statistically more likely to be bitten by Luis Suarez than a shark.

[Soulscent @soulscent_]

@libriscent Claiming to want peace while causing chaos through silence is just a way to dodge accountability. Real peace comes from talking things out, not running away when things get deep. Withdrawal isn't calmness; it’s a way to control the situation without doing the work.

[paddy @EraZeRuleZ]

@MissYou_DJ @RbnPtw @bymauuu @RBLeipzig Musst du wohl eher machen, wenn du nicht erkennst, was für nen Knacks man haben muss um eine Beileidsbekundung mit sowas einzuleiten.

[paddy @EraZeRuleZ]

@naveedciao @MusialaEra Logically half your starting lineup is Scottish Prem quality mate

[paddy @EraZeRuleZ]

@xTwizy @ainyrockstar Alles paletti brudi, hoffe bei dir auch 🫶🏻

[paddy @EraZeRuleZ]

@xTwizy @ainyrockstar Warst und bleibst der beste twizy

[paddy @EraZeRuleZ]

@flori0910

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Antony scoring to save Ten Hag's job.

[paddy @EraZeRuleZ]

@fckoeln

[paddy @EraZeRuleZ]

@fckoeln Karma fickt se alle 😘

[paddy @EraZeRuleZ]

@fckoeln Kriegt mal eure echte Fankurve in den Griff ihr Lackaffen

[Andreas W. @AndiFaslPanda]

@drecksuser Plottwist: Der Fußball Fan ist der 18 Jährige