Chris Nicholson

Ramblings from brain wrongs that sound like true songs. Talk to me about software, psychology and pretty wild things. Forrest Gump 2.0 Software Developer Remix.

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"Middle East Peace Envoy, Tony Blair". Even the phrase looks like it was knitted by fairies laughing in disbelief at their own existence.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jon Stewart reacts to CBS cancelling "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" and tells corporations and advertisers to "sack up"

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https://t.co/7XKcGwaqJt

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

This is genius 🤣🤣🤣 and also why again do some people want this guy to be president???

[Media Guido @MediaGuido]

You can sense the palpable despair of most of the broadsheet punditry as it dawns on them that Liz Truss is in all likelihood going to be Prime Minister and will probably go on to smash Keir Starmer in the general election.

[Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @Bagpuss_org]

It's election day! Which means that me and @christhebarker have launched the online version of #portillogeddon. Cross off the Tories as they are defeated by clicking on their faces. Or use automatic mode if you just want to sit back and watch it happen. https://t.co/e2PVD9zwLQ

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Made it.
#GeneralElection2024

[Dave. Just Dave. @davidwhittam]

Ed Davey off to his polling station.

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Your online tool for tonight, along with healthy snacks like unsalted nuts and raisins.

https://t.co/ZZF1yt32L2

[mikey @mikey_747]

New Sophie Ellis-Bextor tune sounds a bit shit

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January 20th. The birthdays of David Lynch and Tom Baker. Quite apart from them being huge influences on my life (the permission to be weird, basically), they’re both oddly adorable as well.

[Juliet Brando @sliderulesyou]

Do a murder! An actual murder! On a dancefloor! No court in the land would convict!

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@sliderulesyou Not on Twitter very much, but came here to say that I love you for that being your first celebrity crush. Aldred is just going to be hot forever, isn’t she? She was awesome on “The Power of The Doctor”.

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What’s happening? What’s just happened?

https://t.co/VEfUY73iAd

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

FAO @SuellaBraverman

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This could legitimately bring down HM Government.

https://t.co/c3b9q7O7Nh

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Today I can share I'm challenging the PM on the legality of abandoning key Net Zero commitments

I believe the timeline for the UK to meet Net Zero cannot be changed at will by the PM – I contend that he does not have the legal right

The ball is in your court , Prime Minister

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This is one of the reasons I’m not on Twitter as much these days (aside from 3Lon Mu5k, the terrible Lex Luther tribute act who now runs this platform). How come none of you bastards told me 1990s BBC series “Cardiac Arrest” (a Jed Mercurio original) has been put on iPlayer?

[Bec Hill @bechillcomedian]

Obvs if you wanna come, but money is tight, just DM me! No shame.
(I have asked folks for free tickets to most things this year. It all works out in the wash.)

[The Ronettes Pickering @Mudkipstoat23]

If anybody reading this is part of the conspiracy to silence Russell Brand, Andrew Tate and Laurence Fox, could you put a bit of elbow grease in please? I can still hear the cunts.