Erasmus_B._Dragon

Energy vampire for hire

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@AlxzndrOpprmn @ClutchPoints Maybe he spoke to Gritty

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@MariellaFucila @TalkinBaseball_ He’s 29, so that’s hardly a kid. And the 29 means he could be 35.

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@StrictlyChristo Since he invented football and the helmet, he’d be suing himself.

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@QuixxxCap @MacFarlaneNews But is he being treated differently from any other defendant in this regard?

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@AmishSuperModel Every onboard meal would be tuna.

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@TheDemocrats Of course this will be the last time you guys even mention this.

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@KenTremendous I had a fancy record player that could detect the empty grooves between songs. When you pushed a button the arm raised up and moved to the next song.

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@Ty___Webb @NotHoodlum Imagine I never heard this story and didn’t puke up my dinner?

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@Super70sSports Anyone who beats Brady in a Super Bowl, by definition, does not suck.

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@NotHoodlum I thought Herschel Walker was Rosemary’s Baby

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@JimMinor13 @ofctimallen It can’t get more hurtful than trying to overthrow a country’s duly elected government so it may be time to sign up for those deprogramming sessions that your kids bought you for Fathers Day.

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@BKWolverine @cpoliticditto He admitted to it. And what does that have to do with this country?

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@tedcruz @AdamLaxalt Time to head for Cancun! It’s gonna be a hot one!

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@tedcruz Did you ask for a pardon Teddy bear?

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@GodKbsJets60 @JeffreyKHoward2 @nflrums Maybe, but you come off sounding ignorant using a phrase that makes no sense.

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@starkicus @ReallyAmerican1 He had the worst jobs performance record of any president since Hoover, but numbers are just lies and history is fascist and math is woke and you’ll still keep sending him money.

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@ConanOBrien @sonamov @MattGourley I hate s’mores. They sicken me

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@Super70sSports Or having Ted McGinley in your movie or tv show.

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@Kimbee6661 @mluckovichajc The lesser dummy

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@SticksUWP @mluckovichajc It’s like having a trial where the prosecution presents its case and the defense immediately rests. And it’s not a trial. It’s a hearing. They have them all the time in DC. It’s kinda their thing.