ThighMan3000

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[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

Look at my adorably stupid kitty. I miss him so much...

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

Bruh i hurt my fingies while eating pipin hot chimkenwings whur drunk 🫠🫠

[Lord Freeza @Emperor_Freeza_]

Don't touch me.

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

I need to work harder, work better, work faster.
I need to generate as much shareholder value as possible!
THAT is my purpose in life!

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

Been hearing this song everywhere lately
https://t.co/LJoUGC5diH

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

Sorry, i can't go out today. My clothes are touching my skin

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

Its a good thing im back home rn, because i know exactly where all the public toilets are if i ever need to have a violent shit

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

I'm taking a violent shit at the airport and some kids are running around, stopped at the bathroom and are screaming "SOMEONE IS TAKING A SHIT HERE"

Needles to say i started shitting louder

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

Imma nosedive, kickflip in your mom's vagoo, turn 360° and walk away

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

Im still on the floor with my legs turned 180° and my feet touching my ears. Pls help me

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

I was thinking "i wish i could do a backflip" and then i was like "whats stopping me from doing a backflip?" And then i tried to do a backflip and landed on my neck so turns out i can't do a backflip

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

Ever been drinking 3 days in a row, had a breakdown in the middle of the street after midnight followed by breaking your hand on a wall

Or is that just me returning to my roots?

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

I miss skiing already

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

Life do be good sometimes

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

I smile and listen to fast paced music omw to work so i can trick my brain into thinking shits good, ill let you know when it starts working

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

Might end up the end up the same if I stop trying, lets see

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

When you've been waiting a while so you bust out the oppa gangnam style

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

Why pee without poop but not poo without pee?

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

Sometimes i wish i could share some experiences with someone but that someone isnt here

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

You dont know stress untill your IBS be acting up at the airport

[ThighMan3000 @Eray_y7]

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