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Hahaha! Did you work in a zoo? Because that's one huge pile of shit you're pushing around!

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They planned to reuse Dragomir….

THEY PLANNED TO REUSE MY BOY AND THE GAME GOT CANCELLED NAH EA YOU FUCKERS

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It’s been years since I wrote this, so there were a lot of fun surprises to re-discover. Apparently we were designing a grappling hook mechanic? Also we planned to reuse Dragomir and Svetlana (@wheelofwoe)

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@Qphlat @nichegamer They are 100% banking on the fact that GTA6 will break sales records on their console and that will be the final nail they are hoping for.

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@ReconDoc83 @CapCorgiTTV Are you retarded? That community note is for the original tweet not the quote retweet.

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@MentalHealthVT @GiveMeBanHammer Don't recall him ever getting fired, we can speculate that him deciding to ''move on'' from EA after like a decade is him actually getting kicked out but that'd also be the only one.

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@MentalHealthVT @GiveMeBanHammer Horrible track records? Patrick’s a cunt that leaves a shitstain everywhere he goes but he knows how to make money and that’s why he gets hired, they don’t care about anything else.

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@StephanieS68605 @Skylover264 @DarthK4iser Yue's betrothed

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@MothFSS @Weevil2077 @2Nicotine98204 I played Genshin Impact for like 2 years and that was just during the time where Hu Tao was not getting any reruns, I sat there waiting for her banner to return for legit like 1.5 years.

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@GiveMeBanHammer I wonder what happens in these people’s lives for them to essentially just become unpaid mouthpieces for a corporation, very bizarre.

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This is one of the most embarrassing write-ups I've ever read.

''League of Fighters'' or ''LoL the Fighting Game'' would've been omega generic options but at least they would get the point across to anyone seeing the game's name or logo, 2XKO just fails in all regards.

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https://t.co/50DMKnfPpr

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@NozirohlenitneS @Genki_JPN Vinyl made a comeback in recent years but retards will still say physical media is dead

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@nichegamer I played the JPN version of this game and at its best it’s just “alright” I would not recommend it if you’re looking for a musou type game to play.

Also has nothing to do with Disgaea aside from it being set in a Netherworld for the people who think it might have any ties.

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@JudasJones1986 @IGN They’re not real journalists, they’re access media.

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@DRCOLLEGE158774 @Stealth40k @FireEmblemJP We still don’t know who the two people in the middle of the key art are so technically they could be avatar characters but it’d be very odd for them to not have said so yet if they are.

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@GiveMeBanHammer The internet nowadays will see a valid argument or complaint but turn against it because it’s “annoying” to keep seeing that point get repeated.

It happened with Pokémon in 2019 and it’s happening here again.

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@ChachaNuVaughn @nichegamer I am also waiting for the budget to be leaked somewhere because in the modern day it's always going to be high, yes.
But this game has certainly helped them more than Shadows since they were actually reporting sales this time around instead of just ''players''

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@feexyyy7 @Infernos_99 @RevBobTheJunkie @PlayStation People who are so vehemently against a digital only future will not buy a PS6 if their moral stances are in any way shape or form consistent.

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@DuderDudeDude @liddle_lefty og Crash 2&3 are still better, it’s debatable for the first one.

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@GiveMeBanHammer This guy cannot be real, how many levels of consumerism is this guy on?

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@Nymaera Grabbing thelight is cheating, Nymaera.

That guy has been spamming LFN comments for years to the point where I’m not even sure anymore whether or not he’s baiting.

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@osu_MeovvCAT I will give Atlus the biggest benefit of the doubt possible just because they should understand that Yosuke’s flaws are what make up his character and they wouldn’t change it if they understood that.

Either way this remake shouldn’t exist because P4G already exists.