Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD

Beantown raised. UConn Alumni '84. Bud Light Disliker. Gun Owner. DUI case receiver. Single Mom Evictor.

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

Redsox doing it right. Exciting whites. #FuckTheYankees

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

Red sox firing Alex Cora and Jason Varitek reminds me of how @Ballknower48528 fired his loving wife!

[Tad Clifford Ph.D. @Ballknower48528]

Order at Taco Bell was 9.60. Chick asked me if I wanted to round up for the save aids fund or whatever tf. Told her if she wanted to round down for the tad Clifford household

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

@Ballknower48528 Shi all these fat bitches on tinda mane

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

@Ballknower48528 Funny

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

@2Coaches1Line @AlexCaruso 😂😂

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

@Hoopss Mcdonalds sprite you alcoholic fuck

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

@mountaingrl_ Poppers so many lgbtq

[Tad Clifford Ph.D. @Ballknower48528]

My favorite night time game to play is letting my zyn and melatonin battle it out

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

I heard @Ballknower48528 got a better arm then roman anthony

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

Facts seth! Masa yoshidaaa woooo

[seth @kappyland]

Masataka yoshida looking at Alex Cora telling him that he’s pinch hitting against Mason Miller in the 9th after not playing for 4 days

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

Nothing worse then having the game on feet up chipotle in hand on a Sunday and the commentator is like here is 19 year old cutter coffey pitching in his debut just signed a 8 year 150m contract

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

Always tragic when you got the game on feet up and the announcers like here is 19 year old Simon Erectile pitching in his debut

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

I golf in country clubs you couldn't fathom I promise I will never pay for a drink somewhere water cup turns into sprite every single time #lank

[Section 10 Podcast @Section10Pod]

Massive news for the Sox.

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

Was catching up with @Ballknower48528 this morning and he told me he knew a kid that pissed all over his roommates bed! The roommate never found out.. #shrink or #expand

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

@Ballknower48528 Funny Tadeth

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

Yo if you're doing lat pulldowns just add another 60 pounds you got that shit

[Simon “Gurth Machine” Erectile, mD @ErectileMd]

United airlines delayed my flight 6 hours... might aswell pull my pants down and FUCK me

[bart @soxbart]

Sucks it’s gotten to this point already, but it’s time to take matters into my own hands. Fenway, I’ll see you Friday