Alewhen| Meme Machine

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[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Once this Elon musk flying cars enter naija, it’s over for police, once I reach check point na to fly 😂

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

You fit dey enjoy nepa light make one drunk yahoo boy use flying car hit una transformer

[Alewhen| Meme Machine @EremuthaF]

Post your babee ooo!!!

Make people save you 😂

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

I love learning new words, but somehow they all disappear from my vocabulary the moment I'm having a conversation.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

I have been using my generator to pump water for everyone in my compound since last year. Free of charge.

On wednesday evening it broke down. Repairs cost me 80,000 naira. I went to the group chat, broke down the cost and asked each person to contribute 3,000 naira. I would cover the balance.

Only two people paid. I even heard one of the girls say, "Na you get generator, but na we you expect to fix am?"

I fixed it myself. But...

I decided to show them my extreme level of pettiness.

Every night between 2 and 3am, I would pump water for 5 minutes to fill my two drums, then leave the tap running until the tank was empty.

They woke up to nothing every morning.

This morning they went to the other guy with a big generator to help pump the water. He refused. His excuse? "I don't want to spoil my generator."

Alerts started coming in. 3,000 naira each.

I went to the group, and told them the price was now 8,000 naira or they could drop their account for a refund.

They all sent the 8,000 naira.

Above all, love God.

[wale @olawale2_]

I still have an IPhone 13 in 2026 that’s like having Luke Shaw at LB

[Alewhen| Meme Machine @EremuthaF]

Walahi, this data subscription and bad network dey among wetin dey spoil person life…

You can tell me otherwise 🤧

[Alewhen| Meme Machine @EremuthaF]

Since MTN turned 25, their network has been a sadness to behold.
Looks like were paying for our sins by using that free data 😭

[Alewhen| Meme Machine @EremuthaF]

@neverelent On God

[Alewhen| Meme Machine @EremuthaF]

@neverelent I’m active

[folowosele adeboye @boye4christ2006]

I have compiled 100 scholarship websites for you.

If you’re poor, this is your best shot.

All you need to do is to check the websites and see scholarships that are opened at the moment. 👇

All the best.

[Alewhen| Meme Machine @EremuthaF]

@kenkenlewu Small bomb dey her head for even agreeing in the first place 😭

[Alewhen| Meme Machine @EremuthaF]

The older i get, the more i’m okay with disappointing people. Finally, everybody will be fine.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

My guy gave his girlfriend 500k mid last year for her graduation hair, clothes and "others". She was on his neck about it, he gave in. I told him not to. He didn't listen.

She promised to pay back.

A year passed. He couldn't even bring himself to ask for it. He came to my place today and I forced him to call her.

The moment he mentioned the money, she screamed, "Moses, so you still haven't forgotten about that money? What kind of a man are you? You really want me to pay you back?"

My guy was dumbfounded.

Before we could process it, madam had already sent a text: "I can't continue dating a stingy man."

I grabbed his phone and typed "No problem, send my phone back."

She blocked him.

500k gone. Relationship gone. And somehow he's the stingy one.

Above all, love God.

[Goz @SanjitheSage]

Odumeje stood on his pulpit and called out Tinubu, he has more balls than your daddy GO

[Alewhen| Meme Machine @EremuthaF]

Someone shout GLORY!!! 😂

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Omo, women wicked. Why you go born Tinubu? 💔😭

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Nigerians gave APC 12 years already …. That’s enough. Thank you for your service. You have done enough. Be going.

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

After 4 months of talking, I finally told this guy that I wasn't ready for a relationship and he responded "it's been great, hope you have a good one." And then he blocked me. No effort, no pressure applied. I'm devastated 😭😭

[Alewhen| Meme Machine @EremuthaF]

I’m so toxic that people block me and unblock me because they miss my vibes 😂