The Magic Man

I write full time on Substack now.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Welcome to Predator Patio! Admission? Just prove you’re on the Epstein List!

[The Magic Man @Ergybird]

@QuiKGunZ @GovPressOffice A shitty dad who is behind on child support. How many bench warrants do you have so far?

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@Bubblebathgirl @GovPressOffice "I'm not triggered, bro! I promise! I'm so NOT triggered that I comment on literally every tweet he makes to show how NOT TRIGGERED I AM! Don't you get it bro! No, these are angry tears because you don't get it, I'm 100% NOT TRIGGERED AT ALL!"

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@CallieS56554616 @GovPressOffice If MAGA says it's cringe, then it's awesome. You all have the worst case of terminal cognitive dissonance I've ever seen. Jim Jones has nothing on Trump.

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@mommymcgraw @GovPressOffice You think that saying you're not triggered makes us think you're not triggered.

It doesn't.

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@USASocialCrisis @GovPressOffice Oh hush. He's a fascist dude. That's a Nazi.

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@QuiKGunZ @GovPressOffice You're clearly an incel and that's why women aren't interested in you.

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@BasementLoner @GovPressOffice >"Not triggered"
>Comments publicly on the post that didn't trigger them
>Follows every tweet and comments similarly
>????
>profit

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@VickeyMax @GovPressOffice Oh, hush.

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@TeetTweets13 @GovPressOffice I disagree. I really enjoy watching MAGA like yourself tell us on every tweet how much you are tired of it. Yet, here you are. Hmm.

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@GovPressOffice GodDAMN you triggered these MAGA fucks so hard that they had to take time out of their life just to tell you that they were not triggered.

Man, the comedy never stops with these folks.

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@Bubblebathgirl @GovPressOffice You do realize that outside of MAGA, the rest of the world knows that you're literally retarded, right? Like doublethink levels of cognitive dissonance.

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@SteveMcRae_ @GovPressOffice He triggered you enough to follow him and comment. Seems to be working just fine. ;)

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@mtgreenee IDIOT FIGHT!

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@MAGAVoice What about the epstein files?

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@bcroyxan11 @Ronxyz00 Just admit you're cool with child trafficking

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@thescif Ya'll believe any ol' dumb shit. Wait until AI, fuck...