Eric

Eric the retired pirate and his 3 legged donkey.

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

Yarrrr .. harrrrr .. shiver me timbers .. i be back from a sail around the seven seas .. come donkey .. let us drink rum till we puke!

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

g'night me scurvy lads .. me and me 3 legged donkey 'as had our fill o' rum and is off to our cabins .. fair thee well fine souls of the sea

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

@RoxieRavenclaw we 'as tried the afore mentioned firewhiskey a'fore .. it be mighty fine but a bit too palatable for our simple tastes!

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

@SkittleMittens ~slides miss mittens a nice tot o' rum~ .. nighty nighty me hearty

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

@RoxieRavenclaw he be fine miss claw .. he be a strong donkey .. but he be a moaner.. sooner he drinks this here rum the betters

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

@SkittleMittens yar young missy .. would you care to be joinin us in a tot or two per'aps?

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

@SkittleMittens yar he b'aint be believing in their doctoring ways me hearty .. he be drinkin rum to cure 'is ills .. arrr

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

@SkittleMittens i be fine and dandy miss but he 'as gone an' caught donkey flu and he be complain non-stop .. doing me bleeding 'ead in

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

@SkittleMittens yar miss mittens .. tis a pleasure and an 'onour to be back and making ur acquaintance .. 'ow fair thee maiden of the sea?

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

yarr me hearties .. me and me donkey be back from ar travels to far away lands .. we 'ave many a tale to tell thee .. but first a rum!

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

@r2d2 *deet yarr de doot ahoy weeee*

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

@hollywills ahoy miss holly .. me and me donkey be most excited about yar website .. we be wishin yar every success .. arr

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

@Anna_Love well we be wishing yar a speedy recovery miss anna .. per'haps this wee cup o' hot lemon 'n honey will be helpin .. arrr

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

@Anna_Love me and me donkey be hopin that there sneeze don't be indicatin the starts o' a nasty cold me hearty

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

By the powers! .. any o' yar landlubbers be having a stamp? .. ill be rewarding you with plenty o' booty .. arrrr

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

yarr .. it be a fine day .. i might be taking me donkey out for a walk to the post office .. i be needing to send me first mate a b'day card

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

@Anna_Love yarrr .. we be blessing you me hearty

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

@lukeskywalker just so longs as he b'aint be trying to milk me donkey .. he b'aint be liking that .. arrr

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

~pours two rums and passes on to his donkey~ .. cheers me hearty .. a wee nip to the onset of spring .. may the maidens of the sea rest easy

[Eric @Eric3Donkey]

yarrrr .. i be back from me travels and it be graciously grand to be seeing yar all .. how fair thee?