harverd professer

i’m not here for a long time nor a good time

[harverd professer @EricAndAmerican]

slam dunking da haters on twitter dot com

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

[sono 🐸 @sonokido]

i think its nice to let alinas hair down once in a while

[harverd professer @EricAndAmerican]

THE NEW YORK MOTHERFUCKING KNICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[headhonchkrow🌺 (comms open) @HHonchkrow234]

puritan

[cav empty @cavempty_]

my boss added a custom ai generated gif of me being mauled by a lion to our teams app and HR says they don’t have the ability to remove it

[harverd professer @EricAndAmerican]

@dogboyeman me too!! /)

[nads 🌿 @cactiico]

girl dont move theres a bug in your hair

[Nickel 🦊 @ CM1 I01 🟣 @NickelDalm]

Congrats on screening in Thailand (yippeee

[Jay @jayrnski]

Fry versus laundry… 🧺

[KOKO 🌷 @yurikaur]

she’s so cutieful ⭑.ᐟ
#gangle #tadc #abstragedy

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it

[nessie @nnnstrs]

damning my ferret for eternity cuz im bored

[gay cyber @cybermunday]

finally making ref sheets for them wow

[iris amelia @devoutposter]

This reads like a 200 point jeopardy question

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Pittsburgh Zoo has agreed to trade 7-year-old male gorilla, Frankie, to Boston in exchange for 33-year-old silverback gorilla, Little Joe

Both trades were designed to 'provide a healthy, genetically diverse population of critically endangered gorillas in human care' 💯

(Via @PghZoo, @zoonewengland)

[pridepu @papyuuno]

i appreciate the universal agreement that grace would be a fox so heres my attempt
#projecthailmary

[interpretation @materialcritic]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[harverd professer @EricAndAmerican]

I’m so tired of being bad at everything and worse than everyone else. I’m starting to get mad all the time even at my loved ones

[Stewie Jokes @StewieJokess_]

If you kiss my neck... it's done. We're fucking.