Eric Assoua

D〽️V "My Biggest Fear Is Not Being Able To Take Care Of My Family"

[Eric Assoua @EricAssoua1]

https://t.co/9vScIcrP6u

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

lmao if you’re off twitter for a day you won’t get any joke🤣

[El Jefe Cigar Padrino 💨 @CigarBaba777]

This is Patriarchy. No one is being abused, but you see the respect & reverence they have for their father. And notice, the mom isn’t constantly talking over him.

Salute to 2 Chainz! That’s how you lead a Family, none of that Will Smith shit. 🫡

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

B. Simone turns down free hat from young entrepreneur: ‘I’d rather buy it… I’d just throw it in the back of my trunk.’ Thoughts? 👀🤔🧢

[Rhoddale. @RhodAlmighty]

The shame is parents paid this dude to teach this crap

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

WNBA icon Maya Moore recreates Michael Jordan’s ring photo with her 12 championship rings, including 4 WNBA rings, 7 gold medals, back-to-back college championships, and her milestone as the first female athlete to sign with the Jordan Brand 💯🔥

[Interesting Sciences @amazing13_13]

So when someone tells you that he has a talent for drawing, you should respect him immediately.

[Timeless Sports @timelesssports_]

2016 NCAA Champions.

2026 NBA Champions.

[Media Boyfriend @MediaBoyfriend]

A little girl in Boston went home one day and asked her Nigerian mother if she could change her name to Zoe.

Nobody at school could say Uzoamaka.

Her mother was cooking. She didn't even turn around.

"If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky, Michelangelo, and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka."

That girl kept her name.

Then she went to Hollywood and won three Emmy Awards.

And now the whole world knows exactly how to say Uzoamaka Aduba.

Your name is not a burden. It's a prophecy.

[Phezzy @Phezzyyyyy]

Him and Percy it don’t get more elite than that

[𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 ✨🎵 @Hoang_HQ]

Donovan the "Classy Ninja" is dressed for success. 🔥 American Ninja Warrior

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Marlon Wayans reveals the NEXT generation of Wayans who will be appearing in “Scary Movie 6” and says it’s NOT nepotism because they had to audition three different times to earn their roles 🎬👀🔥

“It’s a tradition that my big brother Keenen started… we doing it the Wayans way. We are a brand that knows how to make the world laugh.”

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My dad retired at 59

I will not

He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund.

He bought his house at 28.
I can't touch a down payment at 30.
He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430.

At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money.
I nodded.

Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists.

Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted.

Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him.

Just passed the potatoes.

Make it make sense

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Oh Boy: The Route God goes OFF on the Titans for the drills they are having rookie WR Carnell Tate do during practice.

"No, you f**king sh*t up! Stick with the X's and O's!"

😳😳😳

[🌐 @EastsideWillieB]

They crib prolly so big they prolly don’t even know when he home lol

[Eric Assoua @EricAssoua1]

Don Trip, Boldy James, Ransom my top three… happy I found this kind of music, life been easier to deal with when I can just turn one of them on

[Arham @mgmtarham]

someone tell him that we want what he wants too

[Chaddle @Chaddleclips]

Dude witnessed prime Jordan, Bron, Shaq, Kobe, and Curry. He’s got war stories barely anyone else can relate to 😭