eric bernal

Phoenix comedian by ways of NY . Here to talk shit and sometimes be a sensitive lil bih

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“Nothing from the outside will ever cure the inside”

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People who can’t make a point or constantly wrong love to say

“ two things can be true at the same time”

An ungodly amount of time

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The city you live in isn’t the reason why you’re not getting money , not in a loving relationship , or don’t have a good circle.

You may change locations, but you’re still at the same address that makes horrible decisions

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Hey I’m trying to commit fraud …

Can Any of my Scottsdale homies help?

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A man who drives his girl car and acts like it’s his is a dumb ass

and he is also driving a dumb asses car

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Can’t embarrass the shameless

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It’s my birthday 🎂. Don’t need gifts

but if you f#%k with me just repost one of my videos and tag your boy 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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Ladies get you a Knick fan. Because I could tell you one thing about him…. He loyal. AF

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Her: I just moved to Scottsdale

Suddenly appears:

• golden doodle
• Stanley cup
• Pilates membership

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Is talk to text just Starbucks employees who purposely misspell for the hell of it

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You can give someone everything in this world 🌎.... except for sanity.

That is something they can only give themselves

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It’s about to be June in Arizona… watch how fast “I need a man who’s 6’2” turns into “he keeps the house at 68.”

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Backing into a parking spot at the gas station is a lil much

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Drake got me wanting to meet a girl named Janice

just so I can tell her to STFU

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If you’re a comedian and found any of the jokes on the Roast of Kevin Hart offensive …. Ur Gaaayyyyyy

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In Scottsdale, your Eskimo brother count could qualify you for season tickets

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All year it’s “f*ck dem kids” and today it’s Happy Mother’s Day

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“The Roast of Kevin Hart” should be promoted as a watch party somewhere this Sunday

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Watching people drag others on the Internet is so lame.

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Chipotle has horrible straws