Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

@dekuntz69 Oh yeah?! I know a couple guys that play squash that would fuck you up! #toughguys

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

What’s the most respectable sport in the #cac? Obviously it can’t be the one where guys #jerryrig their balls in their Johnson crazystyle. I was thinking probably #squash or #trackandfield. Those guys are studs!

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

@LL_Insider @SirDougDickson8 @KeenanStews

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

@sgtsteviej Great list Stevie

[Stevie Janowski @sgtsteviej]

One player from each team in the NESCSC East due for a monster year:

Wim Nook (Bowdoin)
Billy Nichols (Colby)
Jackson McBride (Bates)
Gavin Lind (Tufts)
Andrew Oppenheimer (Trinity)

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

@LL_Insider I’ll give you guys a tip. It’s not a cannonball unless you announce it. Everyone knows the rules. Pull up to my clinic later and I’ll show you how to make a big splash in the #nescac

[All things Liberty League @LL_Insider]

@EricBeautJohnso EJ is giving #cannonball lessons later if anyone wants to learn how to impress the incoming freshman

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

@colebcoolidge @KeenanStews Can confirm. Have seen this up close and personal

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

@SirDougDickson8 @KeenanStews Was real worried about you Doug. Don’t ever pull that shit again

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

I miss @SirDougDickson8. Couple days ago we were ripping bag and entertaining Cac 10s. Now he’s radio silent on the #bv. @KeenanStews resurrect this fool immediately. My heart can’t take it #Itjustmeansmore

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

@robertCACcoombs #fuck legendary pull

[Robert "Bobby" Coombs @robertCACcoombs]

Average CAC night out where you have a mixer with real life 6's who don't show up until 11:30 but only stay for 30 minutes before they all go to Lax formal. And then you look at your buddies and ask them if they want to go get late night before it closes. #shrink #CACtion

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

@dekuntz69 @sgtsteviej @natalieYlight @Hingle_McCring I doubt it

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

@natalieYlight can get it. She’s a Cac 12 if you know what I mean (real life 10). Might shave my #balls and watch her responses on the bv for the rest of the day. What a #beauty. #Itjustmeansmore

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

@jtraphouse99 Fantastic list Justin

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

@natalieYlight @Hingle_McCring @dekuntz69 Hey Nat,

Thanks for the question. Here’s a short list of underrated players I noticed from games I was able to attend over a season.

Rudy Gately
Matthew DeBenedictis
Will Scott
Alfonso Rada
Wim Nook
Brayden Matthews
Liam Shea Gallagher

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

#cantwait to drink with my polar bears again. My favorite part is when every team fades our mixer and heads over to get fucked by some lax beauties. It really does pay for your daddy to be the #boss and give you everything in life. #earnit

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

@DIIIHockeyNews 😉

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

@hamasexuals @natalieYlight Hey Chuck. Hate to call you out, but you called my good friend a #Chud when he’s really a #Stud. I can tell you haven’t followed the #cac baseball scene from this reply as Keeno was lights out on the bump this year. Say hi to the kids for me.

Best,

Eric Johnson

[Eric “Beautsauce” Johnson @EricBeautJohnso]

@Hingle_McCring Lewiston