Eric Morris

[HAD @havehadhavehad]

“Every Midwest city is a battle cry in need of a battle. Every dead kid is a lighthouse without a harbor or water…”

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[samantha @goblin_sorcerer]

GREAT new gibbon moment. You won’t want to miss this.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Jack White replaces Morgan Wallen as #SNL musical guest this weekend https://t.co/RMZ2lB6Brb

[Mayor Shammas Malik @AkronOhioMayor]

Goodyear has believed in this community for generations, investing in the power, tenacity and honest people of the heartland, which is more than we can say for this president. #WeStandWithGoodyear

[Aaron Goldhammer @HammerNation19]

This wasn't the worst Browns team since 1999, but I think it was the most miserable season, worst coached season, and the most dislikable team by far.

[Mary Biddinger @marybid]

Not trying to be pushy or anything, but maybe it's time that I get to spot a yellow cardinal in my back yard.

[Outside Magazine @outsidemagazine]

These hikes are tailor-made for winter. https://t.co/TtUGXDNCON

[Eric Morris @EricEricMorris]

@hello_ejacobs @_WhiteSpace_ Soccer is stupid...

[Eric Morris @EricEricMorris]

PSA https://t.co/fmdw0HgmXa

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

DRUG-TO-SOCIAL-ILL CONVERSION CHART

Ambien Racism
Prozac Sexual Harassment
Xanax Climate Change
Atavin Income Inequality
Nexium Crumbling Infrastructure
Lipitor Third World Debt
Meth Meth

[Eric Morris @EricEricMorris]

@EricTrump is so good at getting dunked on that he actually throws the alley-oop. What is co-defendant. https://t.co/S4MZ1ECJhJ

[Eric Trump @EricTrump]

Always fun being a #jeopardy question. 🛎: Who is “brother in law.” 🇺🇸🤛

[Eric Morris @EricEricMorris]

If the #South region of your bracket doesn't look like a crime scene, you're a liar. #MarchMaddness

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In hindsight human civilization was a bad idea.

[Eric Morris @EricEricMorris]

@marcorubio got his dick kicked off. https://t.co/H55IuBJPe8

[CNN @CNN]

Florida school shooting survivor Cameron Kasky challenges Sen. Marco Rubio: "Can you tell me right now that you will not accept a single donation from the NRA?" https://t.co/LiU42QFBEv #StudentsStandUp https://t.co/p6jlUGFxOs

[Astead @AsteadWH]

OMG someone overlayed that ridiculous Dodge/MLK ad with what King actually said about capitalism and car commercials

[Eric Morris @EricEricMorris]

@DevinNunes Is, like, a terrible hemorrhoid on the ass of democracy. #DevinNunes #TrumpRussia

[Netflix @netflix]

please stop calling our customer service hotline to ask if we have The Gorilla Channel

[Adam Serwer 🍝 @AdamSerwer]

I’m still writing a hot dog in a bun is a sandwich on all my checks

[Eric Morris @EricEricMorris]

@jreneecummins The Little Mermaid's rejects

[Eric Morris @EricEricMorris]

@JWKerry Grammar dies in darkness.

[Eric Morris @EricEricMorris]

@alexnpress Potpie