Vader Eric

Self-employed; suffers with difficult, angry boss. Supports Histon FC and Sunderland AFC. Loves lower league Scottish football.

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

No simpering twats here. Hail Hail!

[GrieveWatch @GrieveWatch]

Minute's applause impeccably observed by the Celtic fans.

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

@nickgoff79 You don’t have to do it. Relax. You’re the boss.

I miss the old Paddy Power - where’s the first shooting? That’s a proper contest.

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

@NateSilver538 Why anyone who doesn't have the misfortune to already be in America would visit is beyond me. I do hope those who do visit don't get locked up by a paramilitary goon or shot by a rifle wielding nonce.

[IDunnoAlaska @RBMEllis]

@NateSilver538 It’s a soccer tournament in a country where nobody watches soccer and is trying to make it hell on earth for anyone from other countries who might wish to travel here to watch soccer.

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

@nickgoff79 Or avoid the World Cup and Vegas and have a nice holiday somewhere where 30% of the population aren't heavily armed nonces.

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

@BigNonVeganDave He bats for the other side.

(sorry)

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

@nickgoff79 I noticed this, and thought that maybe I was just being a miserable bastard.

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

@nickgoff79 Thanks again. and thank Christ that's over.

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

@nickgoff79 Easy game. 🤢

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

@nickgoff79 Southampton already rigged it, dirty bastards. Although, imagine being told: "it's a spying mission! Monaco? Vienna? Miami?.... Middlesborough....

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

@nickgoff79 I was genuinely saying "thank you", in relation to your sage advice in relation to this game. I would have explained less cryptically in dms, but neo-nazi fuck face has put the pin thing on and I'm locked out.

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

@joshapiafi This minimises friction, so bend over....

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

@AKBets I saw this yesterday. Is it real? It can't be real - can it? Surely there are not people with the level of stupidity needed to seriously engage with this nonsense? Which site do they play poker on?

[Nadira Ali🇵🇸 @Nadira_ali12]

"The Romans occupied England in the 5th century, so anyone of Roman descent has a historical claim to the land."

It's one of the best sketches I've ever seen, it is so accurate and highlights the situation in Palestine.

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

@Cheesefinger007 @bet365 Just to reassure you, same for me.

[Michael Graham @Capt_Fishpaste]

For me, #SAFC are a beacon for what cultural, racial, and religious diversity can achieve and inspire.

A white devout Muslim partnering with a black devout Christian to produce the best midfield partnership we've seen at the club in generations ❤️🤍❤️

The very antithesis of what Farage preaches.

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

@nickgoff79 @SkySportsPL Was this meant for your onlyfans page?

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

@nickgoff79 @discoveryplusUK Having had this issue, you can fiddle with your TV for several hours and make it a bit worse, if you fancy that as an option.

[AnglofuturistParty @FuturistPartyGB]

When I was at university a Nigerian on my engineering course told a joke about corruption I adapt it for the present:

So a Pakistani engineer, a Nigerian engineer and an English lawyer go to visit each others country after graduating.

Nigerian visits the Pakistani guy. Says "You did well for your self, expensive car, huge house you were a bit of a waster at university, how come you did so well for yourself?"

Pakistani guy rubs his hands together and says "I went into the Civil Service, see that bridge over there... 20%"

Few years later Pakistani guy visits the Nigerian guy. Says "Wow you are doing even better than me you have a fleet of cars, a mansion, security your own jet, your were an even bigger waster than me how come you are so rich"

Nigerian guy rubs his hands together and says "I went into politics. See that bridge over there... 40%"

Another year passes they both go back to England and visit the English guy. He has a lovely property and expensive car as well. They both say "You were the biggest slacker of all of us how come your are so rich?"

English guy points and says "I stayed in Law, See that bridge over there?"

Nigerian guy says "No"

[Vader Eric @EricGambla]

@SensibleSAFC Webbed fingers, extra toes, and strangely sophisticated hard drive encryption.