I have a theory that Apple Music shuffle isn’t random anymore—artists are 100% paying to be shoved into the mix more often.
No way my playlist has 4,000 songs and yet somehow Drake is legally required to play every 3rd track. 🎵🤨
#AppleMusic#MusicIndustry#StreamingWars #PlaylistConspiracy #MusicShuffle #DrakeTax #MusicLovers #NowPlaying #ShuffleGate #PayToPlay
Shoutout to all the single dads out there… even the ones who are married and just wildly confident in their own delusion. 😂 #Fatherhood#PrayForMe#comedyvideos
Up grinding at 5 AM to be better than all of you—while spending all of 5 AM wondering if I’m even better than yesterday… or just chronically sleep-deprived.
Anyone else fighting for their life at this hour, or is it just me? #RiseAndGrind#OrWhatever
If I have something in my teeth, just tell me…I’m not going to get mad at you, you didn't put it there. 8 hours with my wife she didn’t say a word yesterday. 🤦🏻♂️
Hey @elonmusk, my account is either shadowbanned or running on the same battery life as a 2010 MacBook. Can you supercharge it so I can finally escape IG and TikTok? I’ll pay you in Dogecoin. Or respect. Whichever holds more value right now.