eric the river goblin

Writer for Salt Stone Games. Buy Pale Beyond on Steam, okay pal? No funny business.

[eric the river goblin @EricHartRivers]

Telling people to grow up for expecting the press to ask questions about an ongoing sex trafficking lawsuit while being excited for something called "Yeetmania"

[M.K.G @MalcamGodwinEsq]

@CeeHawk These are real life LAWSUITS!! Ain’t nobody trying to answer questions that immediately makes them party in this lol

You think Ramona Shelburne was asking Kobe bout his case after each game?!! Ppl need to grow the hell up we got YEETMANIA to focus on

[eric the river goblin @EricHartRivers]

Very obviously yes, but more to your point, most matches ever are better than Bret/HBK

[Pro Wrestling Counselor @WWFCounselor]

This is supposed to be better than Bret/HBK?

[shuckle @ssshuckle]

Letting the tests go by

[eric the river goblin @EricHartRivers]

Never before has a joke written itself this easily

[Evolution Wrestling @evolutionwres]

📣HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT

🔥Evolution Wrestling will be hosting wrestling shows at the GLOUCESTER PRISON!

These over 18 events will be INCREDIBLE

With the first date being DECEMBER 14TH!

Tickets on sale soon

[eric the river goblin @EricHartRivers]

Your account is 12 years old and this is the only time you've ever made a post with the letters "TNA" in it, definitely the #2 promotion in the world man I'm sure

[Dan Brown 🎮 🏆 @DanBrown0531]

TNA is outdrawing AEW, even in the smaller buildings.

I think the argument is strong that TNA should be considered the #2 promotion behind WWE.

Now we have to see what happens if TNA decided to run a stadium show lol

[eric the river goblin @EricHartRivers]

All the stars are here!

[eric the river goblin @EricHartRivers]

Bringing back this scumbag is so embarrassing, it manages to overshadow the also very embarrassing idea of a PCW "Hall Of Fame"

[Charlie. @CharlieJCrother]

Following on from this, I've just seen he's being inducted into a HALL OF FAME?!

Absolutely disgusting.

[eric the river goblin @EricHartRivers]

@EddieSideburns Mad how they also listed Mick Foley as if he was a current day wrestler

Terry Funk has wrestled more recently than Mick Foley

[Ollie🏹 @TheQuiver_]

And what exactly is “cheeky” about asking for compensation for the character you created appearing in a blockbuster movie????

[eric the river goblin @EricHartRivers]

Part VI is so obviously the best of them, it's a toss-up from there

Think my most controversial opinion is liking Part V as much as I do

Only truly terrible film of the lot is Jason Goes To Hell, just rancid stuff

[Scream Factory™ @Scream_Factory]

Which Friday the 13th film is your favorite? We shared the best elements of each entry and why we love them: https://t.co/LmeEpVgxb8

[Wraith @wraithgh0uligan]

Wrestling is SO FUCKING BACK

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

i could easily write and direct a universally acclaimed film i’m just tired

[Maddie (the ballroom is fake) @Picklemaddierix]

Homer doesn't have beer and donuts at the same time. He has donuts at work and beer at Moe's and home. Sick of people making up their own lore

[💙🌘❄️ @StellaNoxEclair]

True Goddess Reincarnation fans always think they're doing something when they say "Shin Megami Tensei" like alright buddy put down the Duolingo

[eric the river goblin @EricHartRivers]

Most of his recent work has been good to very good but never great, but it's still a major achievement

Genuinely hard to believe anyone could make any good films at all after going through a stretch like this (Happening innocent though)

[eric the river goblin @EricHartRivers]

Obviously lots better than this, while there's a couple (Visit and Glass) that I don't care for, gotta credit Shyamalan cause I don't think any director has had a run this solid AFTER having a run as horrid as he did prior, one of the best bounce-backs in cinema

[vo @vanillaopinions]

has any director in history had a run as good as this?

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

@Srirachachau Mr Freeze to Batman as Gotham PD is arresting him