Eric

Licensed automobile operator.

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I Ate Too Much, an autobiography

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Happiness is something you have to go and get, they only sell small fractions at stores.

@AlexHormozi

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The Office, but fast forward to remote work where Jim trolls Dwight over zoom.

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full face submission in a public hot tub is diabolical

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🐺

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

Tired: poolside PMs updating Jira from their laptops
Wired: cyborg PMs updating Jira tix from their Apple Vision Pro while on the go

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

People tell me America is over but I just watched monkeys riding dogs at a rodeo.

Check mate.

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for anyone wondering…the road to wrestlemania starts tonight.

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@AllisonForEvers Most def

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Diet for a vacation, then eat like an asshole the first day and be bloated the rest of the trip 🤡

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@AllisonForEvers Two tweets in one day. 🎄

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@erikdarlingdata This is the future.

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@TheRealMarkdad He’s easily the superior back.

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@DJBroman Ohhhhhhh….but like, too soon.

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@DJBroman I’ll allow the seat reclining. But if you stand up as soon as the plane lands, you’re twisted.

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@business @AllisonForEvers

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Is customer appreciation dead!?? I have to be the number 1 Jimmy John’s consumer in Hennepin county. Not so much as an email, medal or stock options. Incredible…..
#jimmyjohns

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@austinmurphy5 Seems like a weight loss hack. I think you should lean in and get SHREDDDDED.

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Feeling blessed I never got a cross tattoo.

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@austinmurphy5 That’s why ur still small bro.