Eric Heine

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

As far as I can tell, Trump hasn’t answered a single question directed at him. Just a lot a lot of Blah blah blah, radical democrats this, We were the greatest administration and nothing was my fault. Witch hunt this , political persecution that. Give me a break.

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

@joncoopertweets Alright, who put the pants on the walrus?!

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

@theliamnissan It’s the neck vag for me. 🤮

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

@Heathhooperstar @jbendery It’s pronounced “whining”. As in, “Hey, Republicans, would you like some cheese with that whine?”

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

I never knew that Chris Collinsworth was from Buffalo. I prefer my commentators to be a little less biased when they’re reporting on a televised game. The way he was rooting for the Bills to win, basically from the first snap, was annoying. Don’t be a homer, Chris. Be neutral.

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

@vicky_vnelson @StephenKing Audiobooks are my go to. Went from listening to music radio, until it got too repetitive. Moved to talk radio until it got too political. Discovered audiobooks and haven’t looked back.

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

I wonder if the refs will ever call a penalty on the Eagles. There’s been so much holding that isn’t being called plus the blatant face mask. But they are calling every ticky tac penalty on Miami. The fix is in.

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

Why is it that every time I see this, all I can see is this. And all I can hear is “Wait til they get a load of me!” Matt Gaetz is truly a man of substance (abuse). All hat and no cowboy.

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

@757areaman @TheRickWilson @Jim_Jordan Lol!! The OG gloryhole.

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

@realTuckFrumper For the love of Christ, how can you use the word intellectual and Newsmax in the same sentence. Seems an like an oxymoron to me.

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

@TheRickWilson Not even with a stolen dick and 2 guys pushing. That’s a hard NO…well the NO is hard, the rest is as soft as a raw egg. Bannon must flip over a lot of rocks to find these toads that spout this nonsense.

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

@BornAKang The Autoerotic asphyxiation world championships. I think he’s got a good chance of winning. 🤦🏻

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

Never have, never will. Anyone have an old Yugo they want to part with. Makes more sense to me at the moment. And a 198 piece Kobalt socket set to keep it on the road, to boot.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

DO. NOT. BUY. A. TESLA.EVER. BOYCOTT. @elonmusk

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

@joncoopertweets I’d save the oar from the right side. That way they’d only have the left. They’ll never touch it, instead label it the radical left and mutter about how it’s the problem.

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

@RpsAgainstTrump The Choad and the Toed.

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

@RonFilipkowski Send them. Pack them on an overflowing garbage scow for the 2 week trip, drop them off with MREs and pup tents. BTW, Cuba has no power, thanks to Ian, so no AC or running water. Make them work for water and Deep Woods Off. They’ll blow the devil to be where they are now.

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

@atrupar The art of the backtrack. It’s not possible to unstep on your d*ck, Ron.

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

@MysterySolvent Flatulence.

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

@TitusNation Whenever I think of Mike Lindell at Hardee’s, the image of Mr Creosote pops into my head. “Fuck off! Bring me a bucket!”https://t.co/T4Ga1Zrxsn

[Eric Heine @EricHeine3]

@Mellie80436977 @oxford_farrah @CalltoActivism Next to the White House toilet snake and toilet plunger combo.