Eric Hendrixson

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[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

@teachrobotslove We don't sit down to eat. We eat standing up in the kitchen.

[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

I don't like eloquence. If it isn't effective enough to pierce your hide, it's tiresome. And if it is effective enough, then it muddles your thoughts.

Dashiell Hammett

[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

@teachrobotslove Probably for the best, cheesewise at least. I don't want to buy cheese associated with a bottomless abyss of evil, unless it's a blue cheese.

[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

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A raspberry deals with HR.

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[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

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[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

@mechachandler Isn't "take a pass" a jousting metaphor? Kind of offensive to people whose parents were killed by knights.

[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

Happy Fiscal New Year!

[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

@HunleyTom @teachrobotslove I prefer "tranceling." It has a jaunty feel.

[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

@kingshotpress He did this one for Eraserhead Press.

[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

@mechachandler It's the thing on your knife that looks like a shark or the thing in the kitchen with a crank on the side that looks like it could be used as nunchaku but really can't.

[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

Check out the Bizarro Bazaar for good times and weird books.

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[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

Weird books signed by the authors. All your Christmas shopping in one place.

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[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

@SadieHartmann I do not use either, but I don't think I intentionally avoid them. They just don't match how I think and communicate. I'm also not big on exclamation points.

[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

@typesettersblog When a hundred drunk drivers line up for a cross-country competition, it will be a race you won't forget and they won't remember.

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[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

Talking spreads disease. Talk less and save lives.

[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

@tiff_heather Night of the Assholes by Kevin Donihe is a great zombie story without any zombies. Essentially, the world is being taken over by assholes and the characters have to fight them off. But if you're rude to an asshole, you become one.

[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

@LitReactor “So when I came home to see the cat feeding on my boyfriend’s dead body, it was on. That was my boyfriend, not hers. There was only one way to make things right. I had to eat that cat.”

Drunk Driving Champion

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@SandlinHm When a hundred drunk drivers line up for a cross-country competition, it will be a race you won't forget and they won't remember.

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[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

@BrianKeene @marysangiovanni It would be great to see you two again.

[Eric Hendrixson @EricHendrixson]

This Sunday, I will be at the Poe Festival in Baltimore. You can hear my reading at 2 p.m. or find me at the Maryland Writers Association table.

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