Eric Houghtler

great attorney, friend of America and the rule of law, impeccable smile

[Barry O'Bama @CMC_White_House]

Fear not, reports of the repeal of the ACA are premature. Until I approve a design of the stamps the ACA remains in full effect. #FinePrint

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

@FakeCornynCMC just asked me if slingshots & crossbows were apart of the gun control legislation #getoutoftheroom #censurecornyn

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

Utah still has firing squads?? #jeezutah #sorryjill

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

@Datyoungmikelee just blamed genuine concern over gun laws on the "liberal media" #outoftouch #supseanhannity

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

@FakeBlumenthal beautiful. Absolutely beautiful

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

@FakeCornynCMC just asked me if Mexico was north or south of Texas #youseriousbrah #geographicblankslate

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

@RobPortmanSim fish have feelings too!!!

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

If you don't like Zappos you can leave #islandbrary #CMCSim

[CMC Forum @cmcforum]

.@jpitney's Congress simulation is in full swing this week -- follow Forum editor emerita Ana Kakkar at @FakeJThuneSD for some updates!

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

@FakeJoeBiden14 where are you?!?! Let's go get beers and prank call Cantor's office

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

Well done judiciary. Well done #amnestynational #immigration

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

@FakeCornynCMC just told me on the Capitol steps that his favorite TV drama is Downton Abbey #whatapansy #feudallord #gobacktoengland

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

We cannot afford Putinesque thuggery in the halls of Congress. About time Pres & Justice Department take a stand against @Mike_Enzi_CMC

[Barry O'Bama @CMC_White_House]

Prez Obama declares @Mike_Enzi_CMC an enemy combatant; Enzi will face accelerated military trial + Gitmo detention https://t.co/WfmkIc5HmR

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

Jill Biden please please put down your gun #whereisthelove #joeiamscared

[Fake Sen. Leahy @CMC_SenLeahy]

Wayne LaPierre, President of the NRA, can't even recite the 2nd Amendment #knowyourfacts #guncontrol

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

@FakeCornynCMC doesn't even know what law school is #whatajoke #iamthelaw #gobacktoaustin

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

Senator Mike Enzi arrested for a concealed firearm in Capitol chambers and for coverup in attempted assassination.

[Eric Houghtler @EricHoughtler]

@Datyoungmikelee guns are no laughing matter. Just ask @FakeBlumenthal #backgroundchecks #fthegunshowloophole

[Sen. Patrick Leahy @SenatorLeahy]

PHOTO: Up Close & Personal with Big Papi at WH celebration w/ @RedSox @davidortiz #VT