Eric BabyElvis Paris

I really just joined Twitter so I get the tweet notification that he pushed the big red button in time to tell my kid I love her before we all die.

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@FireDispatchSC So that's what was going on! I thought it might be that. Didn't get my relaxing, winding drive to SC, but I didn't get zapped either, so that's okay with me.

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@realDonaldTrump
Go away, you ass pimple. In fact, you're worse than an ass pimple. They're much easier to get rid of and cause far less pain.

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@realDonaldTrump @IRetweetTrump Loser

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@newsmax @stinchfield1776 No Trump supporter has any room to talk about someone's speach since Trump hasn't finished a single sentence in his entire term, let alone made any sense with the words he does say.

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@Writer_DG Remdesivir? Is that a spell from Harry Potter?

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@IngrahamAngle How long did it take to edit out the confederate flags?

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@DanScavino All you poor fools saying "if he gets in to office" need to wake the fuck up and realize that your con-man dictator ALREADY LOST, and will not be coming back for another season of "How to divide a country, Hitler style". Stop pretending you give a shit about anyone but yourself.

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@realDonaldTrump Cut that "fake news" bullshit out right now, you old fool. It was never fake until you came along. Then it called out your lies and suddenly it was fake? Everything you say is fantasy, and not the entertaining kind. You are the sole purveyor of fake news, you shameful p.o.s.

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@realDonaldTrump @IRetweetTrump A loser says "Now 73,000,000 Votes!"...

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@realDonaldTrump @IRetweetTrump Bruh are you still talking? Nobody is listening to you anymore. Shut it down.

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@AndriaTileston @KamalaHarris I believe she said "directly to black women", which means she wasn't writing to you, which means you're interrupting her communication, which is rude.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

To the American people—no matter who you voted for—I will strive to be a Vice President like @JoeBiden was to President @BarackObama: loyal, honest, and prepared, waking up every day thinking of you and your families.

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@LeonardiPamela @steel8883 @KamalaHarris @JoeBiden Its been a sad 4 years seeing how many maga dipshits there were in hiding. Trump's your mama, having brought you in to the world, and you eagerly sucked at his tits. But Joe's your new daddy now. Sorry the first thing you had to see your new daddy do was beat your mama.

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@HillbillyGamin1 @steel8883 @KamalaHarris @JoeBiden You can call him your mom for all I care.

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@realDonaldTrump
YOU'RE FIRED!

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@michelle_101980 @JoeBiden God is a conservative republican hoax

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@IbanezBassP @KodiGaddis @JoeBiden You know, I thought Trump was temporary 4 years ago, just like you're doing right now. Guess what? It's not changing. Its never happened in a presidential election. Does it feel weird knowing Trump probably thinks you're a loser now?

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@caitrionambalfe *Pine Tar

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@caitrionambalfe I use Grandpa's Pine Tara bar soap on my hair and beard and they feel luxuriantly clean, with the right amount of oils left, and my hair is super healthy. I don't even need to use conditioner. I heard the world beard champion used it and tried it. Never gone back to shampoo.

[Eric BabyElvis Paris @EricJParis]

@elder441_diane @jasonsfolly Diane, sweetie, can you not see that it's such a monumental shit show here under Trump (I see you just refer to him as "he" like he's God), that people in other countries actively speak out against his bullshit? In short, it's so bad, ITS PISSING OFF THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD! K?