EJ Cole

When life is hard drink a 5 Hour

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Hand to the face?!?

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5Tds+5PATs

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@PatrickHolmesJR Who?

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You’re*

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“Fact check yourself, babe. Its the quickest route for you to realize that your acting heavy on emotion”

A customer of mine said that so calm to his lady last night. No idea why but sheeesh BARZ

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@PatrickHolmesJR What type of chip?

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Always and forever decorating my time with music

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My lover and our children at their worst, which is really really bad, I’d take alll day ove this bitch ass soulless fat hairy half alien/cat satan spawn fucks normal 12am-7am life

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@jinkiesjessie Move back and you don’t need them

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No BBL you can she just built like that

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3️⃣:1️⃣6️⃣/🐍/🍻. Cue the shattering glass, douse yourself in beer, kick someone in the stomach then simultaneously try to break his/her neck with your shoulder. It also has to look so perfect that everyone that saw you do it now is going to go to it to someone else.

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Who you taking? 🤔

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A cool reminder from life is that your track record for making it through those shitty days is perfect

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Swingin 1942 like a baseball bat

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@LoS_O_Padre Look in the mirror and say

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@jinkiesjessie Did u

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@jessicunt___ Like what?!?

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@LoS_O_Padre @BleacherReport No

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@jinkiesjessie Lucifia

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The grass is always as green as the other side. You just got to water it.

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KAT ignorance of himself and twolves season gives me Trump vibes